The Villainess Only Wants to Sell Youtiao in Peace

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Culinary genius Xie Kui transmigrates into a melodramatic ABO novel.

The good news: she is now a live-in son-in-law to a wealthy family, legally married to Mu Siyi, a top Omega CEO worth hundreds of billions and beautiful enough to be a fairy.

The bad news: she is a despicable, low-grade villainess who is about to die without a body left behind.

The original owner was a Beta who had spent years injecting herself with illegal drugs to pass as an Alpha so she could make money.

That wasn’t all. When Mu Siyi was drugged and went into heat, she staged a night of passion, bribed a crooked doctor to give Mu Siyi a fake pregnancy report, then extorted ten million and forced her way into the marriage.

By the time Xie Kui arrived, the original owner had squandered all ten million and was buried in online-loan debt.

Xie Kui stared at the calendar, her heart sinking.

In the ABO world, a fake pregnancy would be exposed if there were no signs of a baby bump after three months. Given the ruthless methods of that Omega tycoon, Xie Kui would surely be thrown into the river, and her honest mother, who ran a breakfast shop, would be driven to her death as well.

With less than three months until her “execution day,” Xie Kui took a deep breath. Make money! She had to make money! Pay off the debt, then get divorced and run!

On a century-old street, a shabby breakfast shop that had been on the verge of closing quietly reinvented itself as the most mysterious private kitchen in City A.

Clear-broth lamb noodles, crab roe soup dumplings, premium medicinal congee… The dishes Xie Kui made could miraculously soothe the frenzied mental seas of people in the ABO world.

Gradually, not only did a top Alpha actress become a regular, but even her cool, abstinent Omega wife began appearing at the restaurant again and again.

Three months later, Xie Kui had finally saved enough money.

She slid a bank card loaded with twenty million and a divorce agreement across to Mu Siyi, then bowed. “Ms. Mu, I’m sorry. The truth is, I never touched you, and I’m not even an Alpha. You’re not pregnant, so you can keep the extra ten million as compensation. Let’s get divorced.”

She expected a storm of rage. Instead, the Omega CEO, always cool and distant and deeply averse to Alphas, slowly tore the divorce agreement to pieces right in front of her.

A potent, oppressive scent of ice wine instantly enveloped Xie Kui.

Mu Siyi closed in step by step, her slender fingers lifting Xie Kui’s chin. Her voice was dangerous and enticing:

“Not an Alpha? All the better.”

“You deceived me for three months and spoiled my appetite. Now you think you can just run away? Xie Kui, who told you that not being pregnant means we have to get divorced?”

Xie Kui: ???

Wait, wasn’t it true that top Omegas all preferred Alphas?!

2026/07/26

Reading note: This is a food-and-business story, with lots of food descriptions and customer reactions throughout. The romance is love at first sight, and Mu Siyi is a hopeless romantic.

New story, please add it to your advance follows: After Living Off Women, I’m Trapped in a Top-Tier Shura Field

Chen Ke was thrown out without mercy for failing to earn a hundred million.

Just as she was left homeless, she bound herself to a System called “Live Off Women, No Shame.”

The System required her to enter different girls’ love novels and play the scummy ex who lived off the female lead, abused her, and ultimately got a spectacular face-slapping.

Chen Ke was furious. “I have morals! I absolutely will not lay a hand on a girl!”

System: “Complete the mission and you’ll get ten billion.”

Chen Ke dropped to her knees in an instant. “I won’t hit anyone, but I’m open to negotiating everything else!”

Chen Ke opened the script, brimming with confidence and ready to show what she could do.

Female Lead One: a ruthless CEO drained dry by her wife from a whirlwind marriage;

Female Lead Two: a sweet, naive heiress whose true feelings were stolen by a heartless woman;

Female Lead Three: a nationally beloved actress cheated on by her nobody ex.

…

Chen Ke: “Got it. If I play the scumbag well enough, I’ll get paid and clock out in no time.”

But when she opened her eyes, Chen Ke was stunned.

Wasn’t this supposed to be quick transmigration? Why were all three female leads in the same world?!

System: [System bug. Quick transmigration has been changed to a crossover transmigration. As long as you keep your cover and don’t get exposed, you’ll take home ten billion in no time!]

To win the ten-billion-dollar prize, Chen Ke began her daily balancing act.

In the morning, she was the greedy ex-wife who clung to the CEO and shamelessly demanded money.

At noon, she was the sweet-talking scumbag who fooled the heiress into paying for her food and drink.

In the evening, she had to rush over and play the troublemaking burden on the actress’s film set.

Chen Ke dutifully lived off women from every direction, eagerly waiting for the female leads to throw her out.

Then one day, several lavish banquets for the rich happened to fall on the same night.

The ruthless CEO, the heiress, and the nationally beloved actress cornered Chen Ke against a wall. Things got ugly fast.

The CEO ground her teeth. “Didn’t you say that if I gave you money, you’d spend the rest of your life clinging only to me?”

The heiress teared up. “You said you were only scamming people so you could support me!”

The actress sneered. “Is this what you meant when you said you were going to haul bricks on a film set?”

Chen Ke covered her head with both hands. “The System only told me to live off women. It never said I couldn’t enjoy an all-you-can-eat buffet!”

Theme: Reject unearned gains. Build wealth with your own two hands, work hard, and earn respect and true love.