The Lazy Life of Zombie Xi

My next danmei novel, The 514th General Store, is now available for advance following. Please add it to your collections, dear readers! During his university summer break, Ji Xi took a job at a coffee shop. A customer who had turned into a zombie suddenly pounced on him, and then, just his luck, he turned into a zombie too... When other people become zombies, humans see them and run for their lives. When he became a zombie, humans ran too, but they were chasing him... A little scene of Zombie Xi guarding his food: Zombie Xi VS a horde of zombies A horde of zombies stared at Jian Shu, drooling. "Heh heh heh heh, heh heh heh heh..." (Everyone gets a share. You can't keep him all to yourself!) Zombie Xi pulled Jian Shu behind him and declared possessively, "Heh heh heh heh! Heh heh heh heh..." (He's mine! His brains, organs, flesh, and bones are all mine. Don't even think about it!) Ji Xi is the top, Jian Shu is the bottom. One-on-one, both are virgins. Blurb for The 514th General Store: Ling Hua'an has a pair of special eyes. He can't see the living, but he can see spirits clearly. He runs a small supermarket, ostensibly making money from the living, but his biggest source of income is investigating the deaths of wronged spirits and helping them reincarnate. There's a saying in the underworld: "The general store is open. If you don't have money, spirits, don't come in!" Jiang Chengyan is the captain of the criminal investigation team at Yuncheng's Public Security Bureau. He's busy every day and often works overtime, so he usually eats instant noodles from the little supermarket by his office for dinner. But whenever he goes to buy some, he always feels the place is crawling with Yin energy. He's a staunch atheist, though, so he goes there without a second thought. (Really, it's just because the owner is handsome and nice.) By chance, Ling Hua'an lands a huge job. If it goes well, he'll have enough to eat and wear for the rest of his life. The case is just a little tricky, so naturally, he sets his sights on Jiang Chengyan. And then Jiang Chengyan, staunch atheist, has his worldview shattered and realizes that the supernatural is real... A little scene: On-duty little ghost: Boss, that idiot's here again. Jiang Chengyan: Boss, I'd like a pack of instant noodles. Ling Hua'an: Five yuan. Jiang Chengyan: Here, ten. On-duty little ghost: It's fifty. Ling Hua'an calmly takes out five yuan and hands it to Jiang Chengyan. Jiang Chengyan: Thanks, boss. On-duty little ghost: Boss, that idiot comes in here every day to give you money. Do you think he's after something? Ling Hua'an: After something... Ling Hua'an is the top, Jiang Chengyan is the bottom. One-on-one, both are virgins. Add it to your collection if you like it! Blurb for the upcoming danmei novel, The Rogue Meets the Gentleman: Fu Nian is a notorious little rogue. Every pretty young woman in Changhong Residential Estate has been hit on by him, but he's never once brought a girlfriend home. One day, Fu Nian went drinking at a bar with his friends. Dead drunk, he mistakenly took a strange man home with him. After a night of chaos, he woke up bleary-eyed and got kicked out of bed. The man glared at him viciously, and just when Fu Nian thought he was done for, the man limped away. Then one day, Fu Nian suddenly received some onboarding paperwork. It said: Position: assistant. Annual salary: 100,000. Report for work. Fu Nian thought he'd hit the jackpot, only to find the man he'd slept with sitting in the interviewer's chair... Fu Nian turned to run, then discovered the door was locked... Fu Nian: I have no education or experience. I can't do this job. Rong Xi: If you run, I'll hand the video over to the police. Fu Nian: ... Rong Xi: I want steamed buns from Fugui Fang. Fu Nian, hitting on a beautiful colleague: Fugui Fang is in the east of town. This is the west. Rong Xi: The video. Fu Nian: ... Rong Xi: I left a document at the office. Go get it. Fu Nian, about to video chat with his gaming partner: It's eleven at night. Rong Xi: The video. Fu Nian: ... Grinding his teeth, Fu Nian tries every trick he can think of to get Rong Xi to fire him: putting toothpicks in the steamed buns, salt in the coffee, and cockroaches in the file folder... Rong Xi calmly removes the toothpicks, pours out the coffee, steps on the cockroach, and takes out the video. Fu Nian wails: Heaven! Earth! Which immortal can come save me?! A smooth-talking top who's actually pure-hearted x a seemingly chaste bottom who's actually a secret flirt. Both are virgins. Message: No matter what hardships you go through, cherish life.