[Bungo Stray Dogs Focus] Dazai Osamu, Who Loves Me

Osamu Dazai likes me. I know it. He pesters me relentlessly, asking for kisses and cuddles and to be picked up every single day. Looking at that youthful, energetic face... Honestly, I'm just a little bit tempted. But I never respond to him. It's not just because I'm a man and Osamu Dazai is a man too. The most important thing is that Osamu Dazai has always had an ulterior motive for getting close to me. . Still, what he wanted wasn't of much use to me, so I put him off for an entire year before finally handing it over. Then I planned to take a trip... maybe go see Russia or something. Right before leaving, I suddenly thought of a prank. So I pretended to die. Just before I died, I smiled at him and said, "I like you too." As he stared at me, stunned, I closed my eyes. . Things got complicated. I stepped off the plane and saw a black-haired young man with indigo eyes. My heart skipped a beat. His eyes curved in a smile, and his trench coat made him look like a proper gentleman. It was just the way he looked at me that seemed a little off. But no matter. I turned and wrapped my arms around the handsome young man I'd recently fallen for, smiling tenderly. "Fedya, should we eat first or go to the hotel?" My dear Fyodor smiled just as tenderly. "The hotel." · #Osamu Dazai-Suddenly on Alert# · The main story is told in third person. The characters may be out of character. If that bothers you, please move along. Thanks. Choose between Dazai and Fedya as the pairing. Theme: Even though it was all pretend :)