Impermanence

There's a saying in this world: On the road to the Yellow Springs, a pair of soul-reaping officers work together. White Impermanence guides the souls of good people, while Black Impermanence captures the spirits of evildoers.

Ten days ago, Xie Qu, young master of Listening Rain Manor, was framed and killed by a villain. As he lay dying, he asked himself if he had anything to be ashamed of before heaven and earth. Though he'd lived a somewhat wild and unrestrained life, he certainly wasn't a bad person.

Then Xie Qu saw Black Impermanence suddenly appear, wearing a face like a thundercloud.

"How many times is this now? We've been together for so many years, and you just disappear without a word. You think you can run away with one bowl of Granny Meng's soup?"

"You've been living it up in the mortal realm, surrounded by beauties, while I have to do two jobs all by myself. Do you have any idea how exhausting that is?"

"Old Xie, get a grip. You're not cut out to be human. Come back and be a ghost with me!"

Xie Qu: "..." Shocking! White Impermanence was me all along!

Some time later, a sheet of bright red paper appeared on the Underworld's anonymous advice board, bearing the words: I just realized I might have been a scummy ghost before, and now my spouse has come after me to settle the score. What should I do? Waiting for an answer. It's urgent.

The next day, an anonymous person penned a reply: Young man, admitting your mistake and correcting it is the greatest virtue. If you have to kneel, then kneel.

Xie Qu: "Got it. I'll go back and help Xiao Hei with his workload."

"Let Me Say It Again: I'm Black Impermanence, Not the Black Widow"

"What Should I Do When My Partner Keeps Trying to Quit and Run Away?"

"The Ten Best Employees of the Underworld: A Guide to Self-Cultivation"

Written by Black Impermanence

"Could I Be a Scummy Ghost Who Once Took Advantage of My Spouse and Then Abandoned Them?"

"After Hearing So Many Stories from the Mortal Realm, I Keep Wanting to Be Reborn as a Human"

"Today, Too, I Must Get My Spouse to Slacker Off and Skip Work with Me"

Written by White Impermanence

Reader's guide:

1. Two equally matched leads, one-on-one romance, happy ending. Flirty White Impermanence x hot-tempered Black Impermanence. White Impermanence is the top. There are hidden circumstances behind what happened before; it wasn't a case of taking advantage and abandoning him.

2. A story about Black and White Impermanence reaping souls, falling in love, and listening to stories. I have a soul-reaping rope. Do you have a story?

3. An alternate-world, light-cultivation episodic story. The writing is amateurish, and probably someone has to die in each arc.

4. This story includes all kinds of wonderful romance, friendship, and family relationships, including heterosexual, gay, and lesbian pairings. There are so many side couples that they won't all fit in one pot.

5. As for the various names for Black Impermanence in folk tales, the author has chosen to use Fan Wujiu to suit the story.

The next book will be "Transmigrating as a Villain and Meeting a Reborn Male Lead". Here's the blurb.

Cheng Xiaoshan, a washed-up actor from a minor corner of the entertainment industry, transmigrates into a role he once played: Cheng Fei, the master of Weiyang Palace, a villain.

In the original story, Cheng Fei is a hedonistic half-demon who only wants to help the demon race conquer the human realm. He eventually dies at the male lead Shen Qingbai's sword, and even his corpse is taken over by the Demon Lord. A textbook cannon-fodder villain.

On the day he transmigrates, Cheng Xiaoshan opens his eyes to find himself leading three thousand demon cultivators outside Shen Qingbai's home, apparently planning to slaughter the entire Shen family to seize a treasure.

Faced with the double buff of an actor's poker face and the protagonist's plot armor, Cheng Xiaoshan presses his lips together in distress, nearly dropping to his knees on the spot.

Cheng Xiaoshan: Help, I don't want to be a villain. I really want to live another five hundred years qaq

"The protagonist can't be killed. I need to find a way to get along with Shen without letting all the demon cultivators behind me notice something's wrong."

In his previous life, Shen Qingbai went through countless dangers and finally defeated the demon race, claiming the title of the world's supreme cultivator.

But less than three days after reaching the top, he was reborn.

Shen Qingbai returns to the moment when the demon cultivators had just broken into the Shen family home. Calmly, he waits for Cheng Fei to order his execution, planning to head to the neighboring Feixue Valley and find a manual for cultivating divine arts as soon as Cheng Fei leaves.

But this time, Cheng Fei not only spares his life, he compliments his looks and orders his men to abduct him and make him a cultivation furnace.

Later, Shen Qingbai is sent to the great demon's bedchamber, where the great demon, pretending to be a servant, spends all day trying to brainwash him.

The great demon: Actually, our palace master only does bad things because he's forced to! He's so pitiful!

Shen Qingbai: Right, right, so when exactly is he going to kill me?

Later still, Shen Qingbai, having fully realized that the demon is really just a beautiful little rabbit at heart, thinks: He's so cute. Maybe being his cultivation furnace wouldn't be so bad after all. ///

#When an unknown actor transmigrates into the villain he once played

#When a protagonist who has returned from the dead unknowingly bends until he's shaped like a paperclip

#How should two people who have been spoiled about the plot follow the original story?

Theme: The human world is wonderful.