[The middle section's structure is bad, and my writing wasn't good enough, so the story went off track! Enter at your own risk! Think carefully before buying the whole thing!]
Fan Bai transmigrated into a novel and became a lackey for the school's F4...
This wasn't an ordinary novel. It was a badly ended, everyone-loves-one-guy danmei novel. At the beginning, the other three members of F3 fell in love with F4. They used every means to pursue him in the middle, and the ending was unclear.
As F4's shared lackey in the book, Fan Bai's main purpose was to deliver gifts and help them pursue their love. He was a living, breathing tool.
So:
Morning, F1: Fan Bai! Take this watch to F4!
Noon, F2: Fan Bai! Bring this lunchbox to F4!
Afternoon, F3: Fan Bai! Give this stuffed toy to F4!
That night, just when Fan Bai thought he could finally rest:
F4, gritting his teeth: Fan Bai, get over here and take this trash away.
Fan Bai: ...What had he done wrong to get caught up in F4's war?
But for some reason, as time went by, he felt the plot taking an increasingly strange turn.
F1: Bai-bai... what happened to the flowers I gave you last time?
Fan Bai scratched his head: I gave them to F4!
F2: Little Bai, why didn't you come to the opera after I gave you those tickets?
Fan Bai declared loudly: Do I look like the kind of person who'd secretly keep gifts for myself? I gave them to F4!
F3: Bai... about last time... Never mind. What do you want this time?
Fan Bai flipped through his little notebook: F4 likes to eat xx! His hobby is xxx!
F4 smiled: Wait at home for me. I'm going to take out the trash. Good job, Bai-bai. From now on, you have to give me every gift they send you.
F123: ...The people involved regret it now. They really, really regret it.
[Synopsis saved on 2020/7/2]
Reader's guide:
A ridiculous comedy.
A one-man stand-up routine. The everyday story of a lackey who gets fired, doesn't want to do his job, and is secretly ruthless. The love interest is a laid-back, overworked office worker.
Firmly 1v1. Only one mutual pairing, though someone has a one-sided crush on the love interest.
[The official pairing is the first one listed among the side characters.]
Cringey self-indulgence. It's a novel where the all-beloved Tom Sue halo transfers to someone else! Leave before the secondhand embarrassment kicks in!
Currently updating: Being a Livestream Player in a Horror Game
Fei Shu accidentally entered a horror survival game.
When he entered the first world, a veteran player warned him ominously:
"This is a cruel world. Everyone has a mission they must complete."
"Maybe it's feeding one of your arms to a monster, or killing the person you love most."
"Countless people have died here, struggling in hell."
The veteran looked Fei Shu up and down. With his stunning looks and trembling body, he smiled. "A Boss would probably love someone like you."
Fei Shu secretly asked the System, "Does he mean I'm really good-looking, so the Boss will spare me?"
The System replied coldly, "He probably means you're easy to kill, which saves time."
Fei Shu: "..." He wanted to cry again.
The first mission began. The players were dispirited, each facing a mission they were unlikely to survive.
Fei Shu also received his first mission:
[The room of Boss Number Three has a soft quilt and clean sheets. Get them and change your own bedding. Then have a good dream.]
Fei Shu's eyes filled with tears. "My first mission is to deal with a Boss. Am I about to get killed off already? Why is everyone fighting monsters while I'm making a bed?"
The System: "...Maybe it wants it to hurt less when you get buried in the bed."
Fei Shu: "?"
Reader's guide:
1. A good-for-nothing beauty, not the type of horror-mystery-solving expert who tears through an infinite-flow game. The golden finger is overpowered and the story is very self-indulgent. Extreme gong fans, stay away. The gong has multiple split personalities.
2. A stress-relief story, an idea I came up with to unwind when schoolwork gets too intense. Not very logical.
Preorder: After I Transmigrated Into a Book and Dumped My Scumbag Ex, I Became Famous
Cheng Nian suddenly became conscious and realized he was a cannon-fodder shou in a white-moonlight novel.
The gong separated from his white moonlight because of a misunderstanding. After getting together with Cheng Nian, he still kept himself pure for the white moonlight and thought of him constantly.
At the party where they were supposed to introduce their relationship to their friends, Cheng Nian was the only one who showed up. His scumbag boyfriend had stood him up because something had suddenly happened to the white moonlight.
As everyone looked at him with sympathy, pity, or contempt, Cheng Nian held back his excitement, turned on the karaoke machine, and picked the song "There's a Kind of Love Called Letting Go."
*
Life is wonderful after getting rid of a scumbag boyfriend.
Cheng Nian became famous, winning countless fans with his natural talent for comedy. His popularity rose by the day, and he made a comeback from rock bottom.
Everything went smoothly, except for when he ran into Qin Xiushu, the movie star his family had arranged for him to marry, on a variety show. Qin Xiushu thought he was scheming and clingy, and treated him rather badly.
During a break in filming, his scumbag ex called him outside, eyes red. "Niannian, what will it take for you to come back?"
Cheng Nian put on a serious expression and recited the persona and famous lines of a novel's male lead:
"I've fallen for someone else."
"He's domineering, yet considerate. His family is powerful. He's proud, but not arrogant."
"Because of him, I escaped the mire. Because of him, I found myself again."
"I love him, and I want nothing in return."
After indulging in the performance, Cheng Nian ran back to the set and, curious which novel had inspired him, took a look:
The Movie Star Qin Xiushu's Classic Fanfic Collection
Cheng Nian: "..." That was careless. Good thing nobody else saw it.
Qin, who had overheard something unbelievable while out and then accidentally seen the title after returning: "...Does he, does he really like me that much?"
After that day,
Cheng Nian noticed that Qin Xiushu, the notoriously sharp-tongued and short-tempered movie star, seemed a little more patient with him?
At first, Qin Xiushu thought he had pulled Cheng Nian out of the mire.
But later, he realized Cheng Nian had just stepped into the mud to play around, and when he'd had his fill and sauntered away, he'd taken Qin Xiushu's heart with him.
#Let your wife like me a little more, or I'll get down on my knees and beg you#
Content warnings: Marriage by agreement, marriage before love, and a gong who realizes how good he has it.
Theme: Even ordinary people can stand beneath the spotlight.