Please check out my new ongoing story, Don’t Tease Me (blurb below). It’s super sweet, I promise! If it isn’t, you can hit me. Leave a comment and I’ll send you a red packet~~
#Complete#
[Unaware she’s flirting, runaway bride and female general x scheming, reserved, doting censor who pursues his wife (later prime minister)]
Orphaned little Gu Huaibi is sold to the noble Su family to be a child bride for their sickly young master, Su Yan.
One day, desperate to avoid punishment, she gives him medicine mouth to mouth...
Later, she climbs out the window and runs away.
Years apart, she has become a battle-hardened general who disguises herself as a man.
No one dares to bully her anymore. Life is good!
But who could have guessed that when she returns to the capital to report on her service, some young censor will file an impeachment against her?
Even worse, that jerk doesn’t just impeach her. He moves in next door!
When she hears that the dog of a censor is named Su Yan, all her old and new grudges come rushing back.
She cracks her knuckles, determined to teach him how to behave. But a few days later...
Huaibi, who has been the one taught a lesson, feels her heart sink as the scheming Su Yan presses closer and closer.
Su Yan: “General Gu, your face seems familiar to me.”
Huaibi: “I-I have an ordinary face.”
Su Yan lowers his head and breathes in at her neck. “You smell familiar too.”
Huaibi: “I-I use a common perfume.”
Su Yan lowers his head, presses his lips against her softness, and chuckles. “This tender touch feels familiar, too.”
A story about Gu Huaibi, who ran away from the man she was supposed to marry, only to find her supervisor living next door, and then proceeded to dig herself deeper into trouble.
Huaibi: “I regret it now. I really regret it.”
[A cool, clever, high-IQ schemer who’d rather talk than fight, a man of restraint x a bold, tough, beautiful-but-tragic hothead who throws punches at the slightest provocation]
[A powerhouse couple: the fateful meeting of a renowned female general and a renowned male prime minister (fighting over the same person).]
Reading guide:
1. One-on-one, happy ending, both leads are sexually inexperienced, sweet.
2. Romance and revenge go hand in hand. Sweet and satisfying. The heroine handles the fighting, and the hero handles the strategy. The hero starts as a censor and later becomes prime minister. It’s all about the satisfaction.
3. The setting is very loosely based on history. Please don’t nitpick.
4. Daily updates once it gets featured. I have plenty of chapters saved, so feel free to jump in (I can finally say this shamelessly, hands on hips, proud!).
***Blurb for Don’t Tease Me*********
A tech genius who acts sweet before showing his fangs x a cool, “heartless” investor. A jealous, aloof man who acts tough x a woman who pretends to be proper but is actually a flirt.
[1]
A few years ago, Fu Songsheng picked up a cute little puppy abroad and brought him home. He was handsome and great in bed, and she was very satisfied.
Then something happened, and she was too busy dealing with her own problems. Looking at him, without a proper job, she kindly asked, “Want me to introduce you to a rich older woman?”
He frowned. “People who want to meet me are lined up all the way to France. What, do you have a friend who wants to cut in line?”
Fu Songsheng: “...” Sorry to bother you.
And with that, she swept off back home without a second thought.
[2]
A few years later, her company is in crisis. Her business partner says, “This is a do-or-die battle. We have to land Zhou Bai’s new project!”
Zhou Bai, a tech giant in the industry, among the top hundred on the Forbes list... with a whole string of impressive titles.
Most importantly, he has the same name as the puppy she dumped back then.
Before the meeting, she thinks, “What are the odds?”
After they meet, her smile freezes. “...Well, this is awkward.”
[3]
The bright-eyed boy from back then has become a shrewd businessman with a cold gaze and decisive methods.
Fu Songsheng tries to win Zhou Bai’s favor and get the project by bringing him food and drink and looking after him.
At the end, she remembers to ask, “Mr. Zhou, about that project...”
He ignores her every time.
Until one day, she accidentally sends him a message meant for her best friend: “Are you free later? Come home with me...” She hastily retracts it.
To her surprise, he replies, “I am. Okay.”
The emotionless wage slave asks for the eight hundredth time, “Mr. Zhou, about that project...”
Zhou Bai: “Marry me. What’s mine is yours.”
#No matter how long you act aloof, you can’t resist the words “Come home with me.” Truly, he’s ridiculously easy to tease#
Also known as The Joys of Being a Rich Older Woman, I’ll Take Care of You, and I Picked Up a Big Shot.
Weibo: @BreadManDoesNotEatBread
Theme: Never bow your head in the face of hardship
Finished reading it in one sitting! It's well written and I like the plot very much. The whole chain is well set up. Give the author a lot of credit. I really want to see more of the daily interactions between the two of them after being together.
No more extras?
Ahhhh, I saw the ending in 2021, it was so short, it's so good that lovers finally get married.
Not enough (>ω<)(*°?°)=3
Congratulations on the completion, it's so sweet 555555
Finished with flowers, so sweet 5555555
Finished with flowers, so sweet 5555555
Finished Spreading Flowers Spreading Flowers
Although 555 ended unexpectedly, it was really sweet, and the male protagonist was so doting! I love it so much!!! I just happened to finish catching up today, so cheer up and take care of yourself~
Although I didn't watch enough, I felt the ending was a bit rushed. But your health is most important, take good care of it, and look forward to future articles.