After I, a Chinese Cuisine Fan, Married Fedya

Kanon, a top-tier expert on fictional boyfriends, managed to snag the matching ring worn by her favorite, Chuuya, despite fierce competition from thousands of rivals across the country. A month later, however, she excitedly opened her package and found one matching Fyodor's instead. Fueled by her maxed-out anger, Kanon fought the seller tooth and nail until they finally agreed to exchange it. The next day, before she had a chance to send the package back, she watched a black-haired young man suddenly appear in her home and gradually froze in shock. To stay alive, Kanon tearfully hid all her dream-crush merchandise around the house. She hadn't expected the enemy's scouting skills to be so formidable. Staring at the pin badge that a certain Russian had kindly dug up again, her vision went dark. Instinctively, she clutched her aching lower back. I can't take it anymore. I can't. If this keeps up, I'm really going to die. #HideYourMerchCarefullyOrYou'llRegretItAndCry# *, * After finally getting out of prison, Fyodor hadn't even had a chance to cause trouble before he was dumped in China. He was inexplicably bound in marriage to a little wife, mistaken for a pyramid scheme ringleader and reported to the police by the neighborhood aunties and uncles, and taken for a pretty boy who seduced women for their money... But none of that compared to the NTR incident after his return to Yokohama. That was what finally made him lose his composure. He watched as his legal wife, face bright red, delivered a 360-degree, spiral, airborne, over-the-top confession to a certain gravity manipulator. The modern king of cuckolds, Fyodor, smiled. “Heh. Maybe this world should just be destroyed.” #LoveIsALightThatMakesHimSeeGreen# PS: 1. A sweet, slice-of-life story. There will be OOC moments, so don't overthink the logic. 2. The male lead is Fyodor. The female lead is an ordinary person with no ability whatsoever. 3. To be continued. Theme: We should be kind first, honest second, and believe in love last.