Jinjiang's Alpha and Haitang's Omega

A goofy comedy

As J City's most powerful CEO, Lu Jinjiang is a top-tier Alpha: tall, handsome, and blessed with a fit physique. His family assets are worth over a hundred million. Everything he says and does exudes the air of a born ruler. He's also a devoted homebody, and a 100% virgin.

He never thinks with his lower half.

Lu Haitang wasn't originally called Haitang. He's gorgeous and uninhibited. After losing his memory, he was kidnapped and brought all the way from H City to J City, where he barely scraped by selling his body in the red-light district.

Oh, and he's a defective Omega who is constantly in heat and can't bear children.

He almost always thinks with his lower half.

The two were never supposed to cross paths, but somehow they met.

The moment Lu Jinjiang saw Lu Haitang, he was drawn to him.

The moment Lu Haitang saw Lu Jinjiang, he wanted to run.

A strange chemistry sparked between them.

The quiet one and the lively one embraced.

The chaste one and the wanton one kissed in the hot springs.

They loved each other desperately, their romance worthy of a tragic ballad.

Oh, damn this chemistry.

But... Lu Jinjiang, why don't you have an oo model?!?!?!

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Abstinent, fussy-as-hell, long-suffering Jinjiang Alpha gong x irresistible, glamorous beauty Haitang Omega shou

This story breaks the fourth wall, with characters interacting with the author, and includes discussions related to creative freedom. It also features characters from the book transmigrating into the modern world and turning their fates around. It's just for fun and nothing too serious.

Hope you enjoy reading!

Sweet romance, jokes, goofy comedy, and a non-virgin shou.

Contains lots of website jokes and terrible puns, including but not limited to web-fiction references and below-the-waist content.

One-on-one romance, no angst.

Theme: May your words live on forever.