Every young immortal lord has a personal crane for a companion.
But Xiao Shu isn't very satisfied with his.
It's too dim-witted, too fat, eats too much, flies too slowly, and has none of the grace of an immortal. His fellow disciples constantly mock him for it.
Xiao Shu sighs helplessly. "A Jing, could you at least try a little harder? You can't keep making me late every day."
After standing motionless in the rain for half an hour, A Jing finally turns around. Caw?
*
Yun Jing never imagined she would transmigrate into a book and become a bird.
A bird was fine. She had a clear singing voice and dazzling feathers. Not bad.
Then she caught sight of her reflection in the water and nearly dropped the fish in her beak. That huge head, that broad beak, that ridiculous look in her eyes, that adorably silly air...
So she was a shoebill? The bird with the biggest head in the world?
Why would a naturally goofy bird like this exist in an ethereal world of immortal cultivation?
Yun Jing: Whoever made me transmigrate, get over here so I can take a bite out of you with my big beak.
*
Just eating and spacing out every day is hard enough, and now she has to work herself to the bone escorting the immortal lord to school, only to be criticized by him!
Yun Jing: I'm out. I'm done being a bird!
Once her cultivation is complete, she's going to give the immortal lord a taste of his own medicine and criticize him mercilessly!
Xiao Shu can only anxiously fuss over her, carefully coaxing her: "I wasn't criticizing you. I've always liked you. I liked you at first sight, and I'll like you no matter what you look like."
Coming soon: Would Just One Forum Poster Keep Their Word?
Once upon a time, the forum was full of wishful-thinking posts, and Chen Burang could reply to most of them.
Post 1: My husband cheated, but he'll pay me a hundred million in alimony. Would you agree to divorce?
Her: Make it more, and I'll even help clear his name!
Post 2: Would you sweep the streets for a monthly salary of thirty thousand?
Her: The whole street would be mine. I'll sweep the hell out of it!
Post 3: Would you eat a spider for five thousand?
Her: Don't you dare limit the number!
Later, the weather turned cold, her heart grew cold, and Chen Burang stopped believing the lies in those posts.
Would just one poster keep their word? Would she still be poor now if they had?
That night, the Honesty System went online.
[I can make the posters keep their word.]
Her: Huh?
[That means every wishful-thinking post you ever replied to will come true.]
Her: Huh?!
[Ready to get divorced, sweep the streets, and eat spiders? Your tasks are about to begin.]
Her: Huh?!
Much later, someone sought out Chen Burang, now a top-level rich woman with a villa, a yacht, sports cars, and jewelry galore, and asked how she had gotten rich so quickly.
She smiled mysteriously. "Just dream."
*The wishful-thinking posts are inspired by things found online.
*I replied to lots of them, but not one came true ╰_+╯
Theme: Strive forward and win a happy life!
The setting is very novel, why is it so unfinished? Please make a sequel, woo woo woo
It felt like it was over suddenly before I even reached the climax, and I was confused.
The later chapters are not very good ￣ ￣)σ
What the hell? It ended without saying anything clearly? It sucks! Speechless
This ending is not an ordinary rush. Madam, do you have a new article and haven't bothered to code this one?!
I don't know if I hit a cough cough cough cough. I'm a little embarrassed, please order qwq
... I'm convinced. It was fine when the time was quiet in the front, but the character of the heroine in the back was too virginal, right? People are going to kill you, but you are still worried about whether they are really dead because they are old people, and you are really going to be pissed to death.
I vomited, it sucked so much
I really like this book. I still have more to say. Please release the new book soon~
It does feel a bit rushed at the back, but the front is really nice! No loss in investing (in my opinion)