Novel Blurb (Silly Shenanigans Ahead!):
Nan Yi is the aloof, celibate male idol of F University, a physics professor. One day, he accidentally stumbles into a collection of ridiculous games.
Game One: Boy Band Debut.
Professor Nan discovers that the competition is terrifyingly formidable: a high monk, Master Wang from the village entrance, square-dancing grandpas, an alpaca rider... every one of them has a special skill.
He also gets tangled up with a popular, ridiculous dance king who always does a bit of roleplay before dancing, and somehow ends up trending online!
Reporter: "What exactly is your relationship with the dance king from the newbie village?"
Professor Nan replies coldly, "I don't know him."
The next day, the ridiculous dance king opens with a performance as a terminally ill patient. Ketchup sprays from the corner of his mouth as he delivers his dying monologue:
"Professor Nan doesn't love me. I'm going to die. Before I go, I'll dance for everyone on the rooftop."
CP fans: How moving QAQ
Professor Nan: "..."
Later, Nan Yi enters the second ridiculous strategy game, Fight the Landlord.
Every time he gets a full set of unbeatable cards, there's a cup of cappuccino on the table in front of him.
A white slip of paper reads: Guess who I am? Heart!
That same familiar feeling.
With his extraordinary intelligence, Professor Nan finally clears the game in the center position, and then... returns to the starting point.
Professor Nan asks, baffled, "What's going on?"
A certain boss slowly curls his lips into a smile and pins him against the wall. "Professor Nan, how about trying to find love in the center position?"
A romantic conspiracy has only just begun.
"The snow falling from the sky is his romance."
"The stars of the universe are his reply."
[An uninhibited, flirtatious boss top x an aloof, highly intelligent, socially anxious bottom; rekindled love, mutual salvation, silly comedy, the perfect stress reliever!]
Blurb for the New Novel:
Gu An is a rich second-generation heir born into a proper wealthy family. He lies flat and coasts through life. The person he hates most is Pei Ji, the older guy next door, who is technically just an adopted son of a wealthy family, yet has become the perfect foil to him.
He's won every major award, graduated from a top business school, and can chat and laugh with business tycoons.
Later, this adopted son makes a comeback, seizes power, and becomes the group's CEO. He drives the parents who raised him out of their home and becomes someone everyone fears. People call him a ruthless schemer.
Gu An sees him as his sworn enemy, the big villain!
Then, the day before Gu An is forced to take a job at the company, he and the big villain switch bodies?
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So everyone sees the usually gloomy CEO Pei go to work in women's clothes, his sweet smile making him an online sensation and a beloved mascot.
The good-for-nothing young master Gu suddenly gets his act together and leads his fallen family to make a comeback, becoming a legend in the business world.
...They also see the usually heartless CEO Pei cornered by the suddenly changed Young Master Gu, who asks coolly, "Coming to your place tonight?"
Everyone: ???
[Bonus Scene]
One day, Gu An, in CEO Pei's body, uses Pei's strong build and long arms to brace himself and pin his drunk "self" against the edge of the bed, seizing the chance to take revenge. "Call me Dad and I'll let you go!"
Before he can finish, the two suddenly switch back into their own bodies.
Looking at Gu An pinned beneath him, CEO Pei slowly leans down and laughs elegantly. "Come on, call me big brother."
Gu An: "...Don't come any closer, aaah QUQ!"
#IPrankedMyself#
[Notes]
1. An outwardly proud but inwardly soft and adorable, doted-on bottom x a cunning, ruthless, crazed top. The top's villain identity has a hidden story.
2. They become each other's golden finger, save each other, and reach the peak with cheat-level advantages.
Blurb for the Upcoming Novel:
Jiang Bai transmigrates into a melodramatic interstellar novel, becoming a pretty canary who was kicked out of the Yu household by his scumbag CEO top, Yu Heng. He can't even afford food, makes a living by throwing rigged fights, and is mocked by everyone as the useless castoff of a CEO.
Then one day, at an underground boxing arena, the fighters are as solid as iron plates, tall and imposing, while a handsome young man stands among them, as small as an ant.
The crowd laughs. "Has this delicate canary taken a wrong turn?"
Then everyone watches, dumbfounded, as the beautiful canary fights barehanded, landing punch after punch and proudly knocking a hulking, muscular man flat before standing atop the arena.
Everyone: !!!
Yu Heng: ???
Later, at the national games, this genius young man grips the wheel of the worst racing car and charges headlong through dazzling high-tech competition.
With a beat-up skateboard scavenged from the slums beneath his feet, he breaks through the armor of the aristocrats' steel-plate speed skaters and runs alongside wolves.
He is as graceful as a dancer playing with death on a knife's edge.
Only then do people realize that a wild beast lies dormant inside this aloof, beautiful young man.
Yu Heng regrets everything, his eyes red with longing.
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Later, Jiang Bai wins the interstellar championship, and Yu Heng comes to ask him to get back together.
Jiang Bai refuses calmly. "Sorry, I don't have time."
Then Yu Heng, along with everyone across the stars, watches the most noble and godlike handsome man in the galaxy slowly step onto the awards platform, bend down, and kiss the young man's hand, presenting him with a king's crown.
And the most revered rose in the galaxy.
"You are a weed growing from the mud, and also the most brilliant rose in my heart."
1. Aloof, ruthless, beautiful-and-tragic bottom x a debonair, roguish, flirtatious top. The top isn't that scumbag Yu Heng. He spoils the bottom to death, and they're both strong.
2. Set in a fictional world, with many original details and a bizarre worldview.
Theme: Face the life you have now bravely and stop dwelling on the past. In the end, you can find happiness.
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Good-looking(??ω??)??
Damn, I feel like I need to send you the razor blade because I cried so much during the second half that my head still hurts and I'm confused (thinking).
How can I put it this way? I really like this article. The first half made me laugh and cry, and the second half made me cry for my father and mother (?). Overall, I really like this article. I have read a lot of articles, some are sweet and some are sad. But this style is, really, never seen (seriously). At first, when I read the copy, I thought it was just an ordinary piece of writing, but the more I read it, the more amazing it became. Each character is well developed. Really enjoyed this article. I personally like Professor Nan very much (I don't grab it, I just look at it and appreciate it silently). Also, I wish you that your writing will get better and better and your fans will get more and more!
The first half of the chapter is ridiculous, and the second half is sensational and full of two-way redemption. I love this story so much!
Hahahahahaha, the plot went astray
It made me laugh so hard hahahahaha
Who wins and whose father
So what, is this the end of Harlet's extra story? I always thought it was still coming
Why is it finally over, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaha, see you in the next book, madam.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh look good help
Good-looking(??ω??)??
Damn, I feel like I need to send you the razor blade because I cried so much during the second half that my head still hurts and I'm confused (thinking).
How can I put it this way? I really like this article. The first half made me laugh and cry, and the second half made me cry for my father and mother (?). Overall, I really like this article. I have read a lot of articles, some are sweet and some are sad. But this style is, really, never seen (seriously). At first, when I read the copy, I thought it was just an ordinary piece of writing, but the more I read it, the more amazing it became. Each character is well developed. Really enjoyed this article. I personally like Professor Nan very much (I don't grab it, I just look at it and appreciate it silently). Also, I wish you that your writing will get better and better and your fans will get more and more!
The first half of the chapter is ridiculous, and the second half is sensational and full of two-way redemption. I love this story so much!
Hahahahahaha, the plot went astray
It made me laugh so hard hahahahaha Who wins and whose father