I’m Here to Make You Suffer, You Jerk [Quick Transmigration]

What makes a man trash? A man who's both a scumbag and a jerk is the worst kind of trash. Chao Xi is the tribulation of love in these trash men's fates. Her mission is to give them a good taste of their own medicine, so they learn that love is precious and should be cherished while they have it. First World: The scumbag who treated Chao Xi as a substitute humbly kisses the corner of her mouth and tells her he loves her. Chao Xi remains unmoved. "But I don't like you anymore." Second World: The scheming scumbag prince lays out his entire plan before her. She only smiles faintly. "Why are you telling me all this? I don't... care about it in the slightest." Third World... (To be continued.) Reader advisory: 1. This isn't a typical scumbag-torturing story. The male lead is a real jerk. 2. The female lead has no heart. It's all about her acting skills. Coming soon: Enjoying the Good Life. Interested readers, feel free to add it to your collection (you can find it in my author profile). Blurb: Everyone in Chang'an knows that the young master of the Luo family, Luo Song, is a shrewd salt and iron merchant. Over the years, he has amassed so much wealth that even the imperial court has to show him some respect. Unfortunately, he fell gravely ill at a young age, and it looks like he won't last much longer. Chen Ayun comes up with a plan. Disguised, she sells herself into the Luo household as a concubine. Whether she becomes rich isn't important; all she wants is a peaceful life. If Luo Song dies, she won't have to pretend to be polite to a husband she barely knows, and she can enjoy the comforts of living in a wealthy family. Who could have guessed that after Luo Song had been unconscious for so long, he would wake up soon after she married into the family? What a hasty decision. "Come here." The young master Luo points at her. Chen Ayun obediently walks over. "What did you put on your lips?" "Rouge." Luo Song gives her a half-smile. "Why wear rouge?" Chen Ayun fawns over him. "It makes me look healthy. I thought you'd be happy to see that." Luo Song coughs a few times, then laughs coldly. "Well, I happen to dislike seeing people look healthy." Sure enough, marrying him was a hasty decision. A snarky, sickly merchant x a somewhat scheming courtesan seeking a respectable life Theme: The light of righteousness