This Aunt's Family Is Far Too Wealthy

At last, after saving up enough for my ideal vacation, I finally ditched the System and applied to the Mainframe for leave. Only, this vacation spot wasn't quite what I'd imagined. The Mainframe explained that, to prevent taskers from wandering into mission worlds and altering the course of history while on leave, their vacation destinations would never be any world they were familiar with. I nodded to show I understood. When I arrived at my vacation destination, I was ready to go to school, make friends, date, and then graduate like an ordinary girl. But I discovered that I was in a very unusual place, one that specialized in Mafia. Some people here had powers ordinary people didn't. Those powers were apparently called abilities. I nodded again, indicating that I understood and accepted this setup too. The day after my fifteenth birthday, a big-headed fox that could talk knocked on my door. It immediately tried every trick in the book to win me over. Its goal was to get me to sign a work contract with an organization called the Time Government, which protected history. The pay and bonuses were great, and my job was to raise children (crossed out) summon sword spirits. I nodded yet again to show that as long as the conditions were good and we could agree on the hours, I was fine with taking on an occasional side job. But... Looking at all the blood covering me that ordinary people couldn't see, then glancing around at the collapsed buildings and breathing in the smell of blood mixed with dust, I wanted to ask: What was that composite monster? Spicy Teacher: Hey! Young lady, interested in studying at our Jujutsu High? Me: ... PS: The story begins in third person. 1. The heroine really is older than all the swords and comes with a cheat ability. 2. The characters will definitely be OOC, and the story will definitely be heavily rewritten (emphasis!). 3. This is a fanfiction practice project. I don't even know what kind of ending it'll have unless I write all the way to the end (important!). 4. Unless something unexpected happens, the relationship with the swords should be familial. 5. I can't promise you'll like the writing style. If you can't keep reading, please just click the X. No need to explain. 6. This story will be entering VIP serialization on March 19. I hope you lovely readers will support it Coming soon and next in line: On the Self-Cultivation of a Tea Tree (slice-of-life) Blurb: [One] I'm a recent college graduate, currently doing an internship. If nothing unexpected happened, my life should have begun peacefully and ended peacefully, just like an ordinary woman's. But everything above is only hypothetical. Because I transmigrated for no apparent reason. I became a tiny tea seed that even an ant could threaten. Before the seed took root and sprouted, I tried desperately to find a way back. When it sprouted into a little tea sapling, I was still trying. Hundreds of years later, after growing from a short, plump, beautiful glutinous rice flower tree into the tallest, most striking, most beautiful glutinous rice flower tree for thousands of meters around, I still hadn't found a way back. I was completely fed up. Since I couldn't go back or turn into a human again, I might as well give up on life. Maybe if my tea tree body burned to death one day, I'd go down to the underworld and get another chance to become human. [Two] While I was muddling through life as a lazybones, one day the peach tree beside me, who was 800 years younger than me, was struck by lightning. I thought he was going to die, but then he transformed into a human. I immediately came to my senses and stopped being a lazybones. I realized I had been living in an era of cultivation all along. I worked hard at cultivating so I could become human again. Just as I thought I was about ready to call down heavenly lightning and face my tribulation, my peach tree neighbor, who had lived beside me for thousands of years, came to tell me something. After the founding of the country, plants and animals weren't allowed to become spirits. Me: ??? Meow meow meow? I just want to know, how do I look anything like an animal? [Three] My hopes of becoming human were dashed once again, so I gave up and became a lazybones all over again. But my little brother, the peach tree, came up with an idea. If I couldn't do it in China, I could go to a country that recognized spirits, ghosts, and gods to transform there. In the end, I chose to leave China and become a mixed-blood person overseas rather than remain a tea tree. Japan, China's neighbor, seemed like a good fit. I successfully transformed into a human. Just as I was congratulating myself and getting ready to enjoy my wonderful new life, I discovered that I had become a little girl barely over a meter tall! That wasn't even the worst part. If I returned to China in this body, my body would stop growing completely. In other words, I'd never grow even one centimeter taller. I was furious: I'd never seen the laws of nature be so nitpicky. To grow up and get my long legs, I painfully left the place where I'd lived for thousands of years, with the peach tree leading the way. [Four] I arrived in Japan, and the peach tree found me a temporary guardian named Sanada Genyemon. He was an intimidating-looking old man, but surprisingly fond of children. The peach tree also found me a high-paying job. I became a Saniwa. I still didn't quite understand what a Saniwa was, but basically, I would provide spiritual energy to a group of handsome sword spirits. That was no trouble at all for me, since I'd successfully overcome my tribulation and become a tea tree immortal. And so, after the peach tree returned to China to work hard, I began my daily life in Japan. Theme: We must never let the beauty of this world go unappreciated!