[Bungo Stray Dogs] All My Secret Identities Are Dazai

I'm Tsushima. I currently live in Edo. The good-for-nothing, naturally curly-haired middle-aged man who keeps dropping by to stop me from killing myself is my guardian and the person who handles my living expenses. Honestly, he's only a few years older than me and shorter, and he's the kind of guy who'd die without sugar. One day, I saw a fully immersive game on TV. Apparently, its five senses are incredibly realistic! After failing to enjoy suicide so many times in real life, I decide to experience life in virtual reality and give my hardworking editor a break from chasing me for manuscripts. Later... Armed Detective Agency: Are you our missing Armed Detective Dazai? Tsushima: No, I'm Boss Dazai! Chuuya from the IF route: Are you Boss Dazai? Tsushima: No, I'm Dark Era Dazai! Chuuya at fifteen: I know you're that bastard mackerel! Tsushima: ...No, I'm just the poor little Sugé Gin Kichi or Oba Yozo, being hounded for manuscripts. What does Dazai have to do with me? Ah, this rotten world, so full of malice. Wouldn't it be better if it just disappeared? :) Huh? I didn't used to have the surname Tsushima or go by Osamu Dazai. I was optimistic and cheerful every day. How did I end up as a walking Holy Grail? Ponders.jpg So I guess the bathtub was too small and I didn't sink deep enough. Never mind, I'm off to find a river. Theme: Our Dazai is optimistic and cheerful