"Oda Sakunosuke": Old Mori, don't be too upset that Elise is ignoring you. She listens to me!
"Dazai Osamu": I don't care! It's Dazai Osamu's birthday today, and either Oda Sakunosuke or I has to die!
"Dostoevsky": Dazai Osamu! How many times have I told you? "Fedya" is a nickname reserved for Dostoevsky's wife!
"Chuya": Hey, Dazai, we're Soukoku. Don't cling to me like that! Show some top energy, damn it!
Everyone in Bungo Stray Dogs: [eyes wide in shock]
* Still out of character, as always.
* A lot of the cosplayers are women.
* There are lots of Bungo Stray Dogs pairings among the cosplayers. If you like them, go ahead and ship them.
* At first, the Bungo Stray Dogs characters watch the cosplayers; later, they enter the Bungo Stray Dogs world.
* Pairings undecided, depending on how the ships fare.
Theme: I just want to put them through the wringer.
