The Wealthy Old Man's Cannon-Fodder Husband

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Qiao Shu transmigrates into a book.

He becomes a vicious cannon-fodder character who relentlessly pursues the male lead, and that character also has a fiance.

Rumor has it the fiance is old, has a face like a demon, and is vicious by nature, always dragging people off to be buried in concrete.

Qiao Shu thinks: Stay away from the male lead, and break off the engagement as soon as possible.

A few days later, Qiao Shu meets the fiance from all those rumors.

The rumors are immediately shattered.

Looking at the handsome, wealthy man before him, who is only a tiny bit "old," Qiao Shu slaps the table. "I'm not breaking off this engagement."

Then Qiao Shu and his fiance register their marriage in the blink of an eye.

After that, Qiao Shu unexpectedly discovers he's pregnant.

Qiao Shu: "???"

Isn't the one who gets pregnant supposed to be the protagonist's love interest?

Gu Shenyan is married.

His little wife is adorable and clingy.

New to being a husband, Gu Shenyan is flustered but earnest.

His little wife wants to enter show business?

Then he'll buy a media company.

His little wife wants to act?

He'll invest, invest, invest, and find the best production team.

Every day, his little wife tells him, "I'm going to give you a baby."

So every day, he puts in a little more effort.

And after putting in all that effort, his little wife really does get pregnant.

A cute, sweet 22-year-old bottom x a doting, powerful 32-year-old top from a wealthy family.

Coming soon: The Lazy Real Young Master Gets a Substitute Marriage [Book Transmigration]

A beautiful, lazy bottom x a violent, domineering, extremely possessive, slightly unhinged top who dotes on his wife

Ye Wen transmigrates into a book.

He becomes the cannon-fodder real young master who is sent to marry in place of the fake young master. The person he's marrying is the story's big villain, who doesn't survive past chapter three: Li Linyuan, the wealthy and vicious eldest son of the Li family.

Ye Wen: "This is a real stroke of luck!"

With a wave of his hand, he brushes aside the family members trying to force him into the wedding car, then climbs in himself. "You don't have to tie me up! I'll marry him!"

That night, Ye Wen is sitting in the bridal suite when a man so handsome he seems to defy heaven grabs him by the throat.

Li Linyuan: "Heh. Who gave you the guts to marry into this family?"

The man before him may be handsome, but he's got only a few days left to live. He'll leave Ye Wen a huge inheritance and make him a blissfully wealthy lazy widower. Ye Wen isn't scared at all. He happily throws himself into the man's arms. "Darling~ It's my love for you!"

Ye Wen eagerly tries to undress Li Linyuan.

Ye Wen eagerly tries to serve Li Linyuan tea and water.

Ye Wen eagerly offers to scrub and massage Li Linyuan.

Ye Wen's enthusiasm... scares his new husband, Li Linyuan, away. Meanwhile, Ye Wen lies back on a custom-made mattress worth millions, legs crossed in comfort, dreaming of his blissful life as a lazy fish in just a few days.

As long as he makes it through three days and stays out of the plot after that, he'll be the happiest person in the book!

But...

Three days, a week, and then a month pass. Ye Wen looks at the man in front of him, who's still vigorous and full of life, and blinks in confusion. Why is Li Linyuan still alive?

And why is the way this man looks at him so strange?

Later, with a big belly, Ye Wen is pinned against the floor-to-ceiling window as the man bites at his neck. He sobs, his whole body trembling.

This lousy novel lied! The villain surviving is one thing, but shouldn't the protagonist's love interest be the one to get pregnant?

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Li Linyuan has suffered from chronic headaches for years and can't sleep more than two hours a night. Doctors say he is not long for this world, so his family, desperate for any remedy, finds him a male spouse whose birth chart is compatible with his, hoping the marriage will bring him good fortune.

Li Linyuan sneers. He wants to see who dares marry him. He'll kill them.

He never expected someone bold enough to actually marry him.

His new little wife looks delicate and soft, with tender skin and a height that only reaches his chin, but he's surprisingly bold. The moment they meet, he throws his arms around Li Linyuan and calls him Darling.

The little wife even gets carried away, saying he'll serve him for the rest of his life and be his wife forever.

Li Linyuan sneers. Let's see how long you can keep that up.

Later on...

With red-rimmed eyes, Li Linyuan pins Ye Wen against the wall and demands, "Who was that you were talking to just now?"

Ye Wen rises onto his toes and kisses him. "Darling, I love you most!"

Li Linyuan grips Ye Wen by the throat and looks down at his little wife, whose every move is so alluring that he wants to lock him away where only he can see him. "You'd better mean it, my wife."

"From now on, you're not allowed to smile at other men. Or women, either."

There's a noticeable size difference.

The bottom is a real lazy fish: if he can sit, he won't stand; if he can lie down, he won't sit. He has no ambitions and just lies around, eventually getting everything he could want.

Message: Stay optimistic and work together to build a beautiful life.