Apprentice Green Fairy Chacha was ordered by the Queen to accompany Fairy Xiaolan to the human world in search of the lost Fairy Colored Stone. The moment the portal closed behind them, Chacha realized she had fallen into a strange, unfamiliar world.
She heard that there was something like a magic stone in this world's Avengers Tower, so Chacha decided to sneak inside late one night when nobody was around.
But...
"Hi?" Chacha said awkwardly, no longer invisible, as she faced the entire Avengers team.
Tony fired a repulsor blast without a word. Thor swung his hammer, lightning crackling across it. Barton and Natasha circled behind Chacha, while Banner and Steve took up combat positions.
Wait! The Queen never said the Fairy Colored Stone was in the hands of people this dangerous!
A chaotic brawl followed...
Well, after the Avengers beat her up single-handedly, they tied Chacha up from head to toe and laid her beside Loki, who was just as tightly bound. Loki even winked at her, looking rather pleased with himself.
Tony opened his helmet and warily aimed his repulsor at Chacha. "Little mutant?"
"Mutant your hammer! I'm a fairy! You tin can, give me back the Fairy Colored Stone! Believe me, I'll get the Fairy Queen to beat you up!"
Once the Avengers learned why Chacha was there and discovered her healing abilities, they recruited her on the spot, beating S.H.I.E.L.D. to it. Tony was positively smug about having a long-range healing mage on his team.
One day, during Chacha's first mission with the Avengers...
Tony fired at the enemy in front of him and shouted to Chacha, "Kid! Get over here and help!"
Chacha took a deep breath. "Balala Energy, Nikola! Fairy transformation!"
Green light immediately appeared around Chacha, enveloping her from head to toe.
Hawkeye exclaimed to the captain, "That's the first time I've seen her transfor-"
"Ah!" A rock flew in from who-knows-where and hit Chacha, interrupting her transformation. The green light faded, revealing Chacha in her regular clothes, sitting on the ground with tears in her eyes as she rubbed her swollen forehead.
The heroes: ...We were prepared for this, but we didn't expect your powers to be so useless.
From then on, every time they went into battle...
"Natasha, ambush them from the north. Barton, get up on the tower. Thor, you're with me. Banner... Forget it, I can't control him anyway. Captain! Stay with Chacha and protect her while she transforms. Damn it, why does it take her so long?" Tony grumbled as he dropped Chacha beside the captain.
"Watch your language, Tony." The captain scolded him, then held up his shield to protect Chacha and gently patted her on the head.
Chacha lowered her head, clutching her wand, feeling thoroughly aggrieved.
What's wrong with taking a moment to transform, like we do on the kids' channel?
Those two little fairies under Fairy Xiaolan take three whole minutes to transform!
I'm only taking a minute and a half!
A minute and a half!!!
A guide to this story:
1. Chacha is the healing fairy from Balala the Fairies. She's an apprentice because she's still young.
2. The timeline serves the plot.
3. There may be crossovers with all sorts of random things.
Theme: Core Socialist Values
