Ming Qiu was injured after being set up in the apocalypse and hid in an abandoned shack. As consciousness faded, a System suddenly appeared. Driven by the instinct to survive, Ming Qiu agreed to transmigrate into a book.
The original character was a minor actress who had cut her hair very short for an audition. At first glance, she looked a little like a boy, so she had to wear a wig while filming a dating reality show. Then someone “accidentally” pulled off her wig, and viewers accused her of deceiving them by wearing one on the show. As she was bullied online, the original character awakened to her own consciousness and refused to return to the world of the novel. With no other choice, the System brought Ming Qiu in to take her place.
Ming Qiu looked in the mirror, deeply puzzled. “It’s not even a buzz cut. How is this ‘very short hair’? Can’t a girl have short hair?”
Ming Qiu resolutely rejected the System’s plot and continued filming the dating show with her short hair.
The other female contestants: “Wow! A handsome guy! Is he a new male contestant? He looks kind of familiar. Have we met at some event before?”
The other male contestants: “What? The production team never said there’d be a new contestant! Wait, why is there one fewer female contestant?”
The cousin who, in the original plot, had deliberately arranged for someone to pull off the wig: “Damn, she really is handsome... Wait, why is it you?”
Even after several contestants recognized Ming Qiu as the beautiful female contestant from before, they couldn’t help jokingly calling her a handsome guy. But once they saw her wilderness survival skills, they immediately switched to calling her Big Bro.
The viewers: “I’m dying. The fake male contestants keep asking the director for food, while the real male contestant, Ming Qiu, has already provided dinner for all the women.”
Ming Qiu: “What a shock! The male contestant on this dating show is actually me!”
In the original plot, the marriage alliance partner had been busy with work. At last, in a lull between work, he remembered that he had a fiancee he had never met, whom their elders had been trying to arrange for him to marry. He called his assistant over to ask about her.
“By the way, how’s Ming Qiu been lately? Has anyone been picking on her again?”
The assistant answered carefully: “Mr. President, Miss Ming Qiu has become the dream girl of countless young women. Eight million people online are calling her their husband...”
The marriage alliance partner: “???”
Note: This is a romance novel. The heroine is handsome, but this is not a yuri story. There is a male lead, but the romance is a small part of the story and comes in the middle to latter half.
The heroine cut her hair short for a role, and later will grow it long again for another role.
A lighthearted, silly wish-fulfillment story.
2022-07-06
Coming soon: I Really Am a Proper Sword Cultivator
The Heavenly Blade Sect has always had a tradition: once disciples reach Foundation Establishment, they can go to a forbidden area and summon a blade to serve as their bonded weapon. But lately, an explosive rumor has spread through the cultivation world: the Heavenly Blade Sect has produced a once-in-centuries genius who summoned seven blades at once!
Zhou Xin: “...” It’s true, but why the hell are they all kitchen knives? A cleaver and a fruit knife would be one thing, but why is there a pair of kitchen shears?
“Beep! Kitchen knife set detected. Beep beep beep! The Kitchen God System is at your service!”
Zhou Xin: “??? What is this? Get away! I’m a proper sword cultivator. I don’t want to switch careers and become a food cultivator!”
“Starter gift pack includes fried chicken, roast duck, and mung bean cakes. Click to claim.”
Zhou Xin: “Damn it, I really want to eat... No, I’m a proper sword cultivator... Fine, cutting meat counts as practicing my blade technique...”
Theme: Girls can be handsome too
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