Can the Heroine Act Normal? The Villain Is Scared

Qu Xiaoxiao bumped her head in an accident and transmigrated into a world of immortal cultivation, where she became the sect's beloved junior sister. On her first day after waking up, Qu Xiaoxiao discovered that the biggest villain in the world had kidnapped her. Villain: "You could scream until your throat gives out, and nobody would come to save you." Qu Xiaoxiao: "Oh. Throat, give out." Villain: "Aren't you afraid I'll kill you?" Qu Xiaoxiao: "Then hurry up." Villain: ??? While she was being held captive, Qu Xiaoxiao waited for rescue without a care in the world and helped herself to food and drink. Qu Xiaoxiao: "I'm hungry." Villain: "I'm not your mom!" Qu Xiaoxiao: "Mom, I'm hungry." Villain: ??? Not long after the kidnapping, the immortal sects and clans rushed to send people to rescue her. Her upright senior brother shouted from the foot of the mountain, "Demon, release my junior sister!" Qu Xiaoxiao shouted back, "Senior Brother, he can't let me go. He wants money as well as a person!" Villain: I don't! I didn't! Don't make things up! I just want to unite the cultivation world. Who said I wanted you?! Qu Xiaoxiao: If you dare say you don't want me, I'll tell Senior Brother you took my virtue. You'll never find a wife! Villain: ??? Villain: I suspect there's something wrong with your brain.JPG Qu Xiaoxiao: He can cook and fight. I'm claiming this man for myself! 1. Both leads are each other's first and only. 2. One-on-one. 3. Goofy comedy. [A friendly reminder: The author writes in a burst of passion and is a compulsive reviser.] *Not Stockholm syndrome, no abuse. *The leads hurt each other in turn, taking it one round at a time. Neither of them is left feeling wronged. *All questions will be answered later, including the heroine's disastrous cooking skills, which are not an exaggeration. If you don't have the patience, feel free to drop the story; no need to torture yourself or me. *Sending the biggest heart to the little angels who stay =3= Theme: Every flower has two sides, and life lies between Buddha and demon.