Terror Reincarnation

In the reincarnation game, everyone trembles as they dodge evil spirits and complete their missions, hoping to clear every stage and return to the real world.

Su Yi isn't the protagonist, nor is he a player. He's just an NPC in the game. Who knew that NPCs have missions too? If they fail to meet their objectives, they can't go home either.

Su Yi only wants to diligently play his NPC role and save up enough points to buy a ticket home. But some damn man comes out of nowhere, and his reason for clearing the stages isn't to get home, but to flirt with ghosts.

"Ghost brother, you look just like the other person on my marriage certificate!"

Su Yi, the ghost being flirted with: "..."

Who is this guy? He won't even leave ghosts alone?

The second time they meet, the damn man wraps an arm around Su Yi's waist and starts taking off his clothes. "Honey, we've only met twice, but fate is thirty percent written in the stars and seventy percent made through hard work. Let's get married. We can't let the match Heaven arranged for us go to waste."

Su Yi: "..."

I can't live like this anymore!

The gong: "My wife has a slim waist and long legs. He's the most beautiful person in the world. So what if I fell in love at first sight?"

Everyone else: "..."

You can praise your wife as the most beautiful person in heaven or earth, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a ghost!

A crazy shou vs. an even crazier gong

P.S. 1. The shou is mentally ill, but in the ordinary, everyday sort of way. The gong is genuinely insane, the kind medication can't cure.

2. Crazy people have wild thoughts, and simple-minded kids are happy. Don't try to guess what the gong and shou are thinking. They're both normal people, so don't make things difficult for yourselves.

3. The author is a loving mom, but only to the shou. As for the gong, let's just let him blow away in the wind.

Theme: Sleeping with that NPC