The System Keeps Making Me Say CEO Clichés

A good scum seme and tragic uke wife-chasing crematorium novel has to end with the scum seme's ashes scattered to the winds. Zhou Qike: Now that's satisfying. That's what a crematorium should be! And then he became the overbearing scum CEO in the novel himself... Zhou Qike: ... Looking at the plot, with all its broken legs, severed hands, blinded eyes, and other crimes, not to mention that he was going to die in the end, Zhou Qike got a little scared. Why be a scum seme and chase after a wife? Wouldn't it be better to be a cold, heartless, law-abiding CEO?! System: Dear, do you want to live? See that tragic uke over there? Say that to him, and you'll survive. Given a chance to save his life, he excitedly took the magical item the System offered and flipped through the script. But when he saw what it said, he felt like he couldn't breathe. Can I choose to die instead? System: No. Later, the scum-and-tragedy novel got completely derailed. Zhou Qike: Hey, you damn sweet man. Shi Huai: ??? What is this idiot doing now? An idiot seme forced to play the scum, versus a cold, heartless, lovesick, obsessive uke. Female-to-male seme. Theme: The simple, peaceful life is the real one.