The Absolute Philosophy of Love Cycle

*This article is also known as [My unreliable ex-boyfriends in those years in 818] I have become a Buddha, and this world has ill intentions towards me. Why do I always turn into a loser in love? Doesn't love have a destiny for me? Question: What are your ex-boyfriends like? A: Don't make it sound like I have poor taste. Question: Alas, what does it matter? Answer: Oh, that's the experience of being a zoo director! The first slug broke up with me because of an office romance, the second one was a mackerel who even I didn't know when I dated him and ruined my reputation, the third one was a tsundere cat who was the world's number one detective who liked to reason, the fourth one was a dark-bellied hound military beauty who seemed to be physically disabled and strong-willed, and the fifth one was a Siberian hamster who was innocent, cute and unpretentious on the surface. Q: Wow~ It sounds like a lot of hard work! Answer: No, I was fooled by them. In the end, the job is gone, the love is gone, and the youth is gone. Question (good and comforting): I heard that your lovely brother sympathizes with your situation. It's not so bad. Answer:.......... Answer: Yes, I heard that after I broke up, a straight man told me to drink more hot water, but the next second he took out his household registration book. Another one...... Question (looking forward to the starry eyes): Where is the other one? ! ! Answer (blue veins twitching): The other one is holding a microphone right here and sarcastically mocking me, "You bitch, get the hell out of here!" ! ! ! If you reveal my dark history again, I will throw you out, civet! ! ! At this time, a accustomed color-matching rabbit worked hard and silently took the tools to clean the chaotic room... CP Tiaoye (The main text is open, the male protagonist of the extra story takes over, and there are lots of cookies) ———————— *Easy sand glyph (highlighted), please don't look for logic, OOC warning! ! ! *If there are any surprises, please exit immediately! ! ! Purpose: Face life with strength and protect world peace.