A Goofball Chases an Ice Cube, and the More They Chase, the More They Enjoy It

[If you like this, you can grow with me! I'm new here, and I promise I won't abandon the story!]

They were childhood playmates, but later Gu Ming moved away. As a child, he didn't know what love was, but he kept thinking about and missing him. It wasn't until puberty, when he found himself having X-rated urges about him, that he finally understood.

He searched for him many times but never found the person in his memories. Just when he was about to give up, the other man appeared before him again. The only problem was that he didn't remember Gu Ming.

Gu Ming had no choice but to carefully plot his way onto the road to winning his beloved back.

But he's a ridiculous goofball whose thought process is a little different from normal people's, so this road is bound to be difficult and full of twists and turns.

Ren Shibai is a block of ice who isn't good at refusing people. It's not because he's a gullible fool with money to burn, but because he's extremely afraid of being bothered.

When he goes clothes shopping:

Shopkeeper: "Sir, these are the latest spring styles. You look absolutely... (eight hundred words of adjectives omitted)."

Ren Shibai, already annoyed: "Shut up. Wrap it up!"

Shopkeeper: "These trousers and this shirt are so... (adjectives)."

Ren Shibai: "Both."

Shopkeeper: "The color of this tie goes really well with the shirt."

Ren Shibai: "Fine."

(P.S. Asking for his contact information is an exception. Refusing would be even more trouble.)

Later on...

Gu Ming: "Baby, shall we go again?"

Ren Shibai: "..."

Come watch this hilarious love story about a goofball and an ice cube, hahaha!

[Goofball boss seme x cool subordinate uke]

[Gu Ming x Ren Shibai, happy ending, one-on-one]

Theme: Growth and healing.