I Turned Into a Cat, and the Tyrant Petted Me Bald

[Coming soon: I’m Being Pursued by a Frail, Short-Lived Villain. Please add it to your reading list! The blurb is at the very bottom!] What a tragedy. Gu Xiaoxiao failed to win over the tyrant and got killed again. She was reborn several times in different identities, but the tyrant found a new way to kill her every time. Reborn as the tyrant’s delicate beauty, dead. Reborn as the tyrant’s palace consort, dead. Reborn as... dead. This time, Gu Xiaoxiao was reborn as a cat. At their first meeting after she became a cat, Gu Xiaoxiao, full of resentment, gave the tyrant a good scratching. The bloody scratches on the tyrant’s face looked rather striking. Gu Xiaoxiao tucked her tail between her legs. She was done for again. How would she die this time? Torn apart by five horses? Stewed in a wok? Or poisoned? A moment later, the tyrant spoke. “Meow.” Xiaoxiao: ??? Pampered by the tyrant until she became the most highly ranked cat in the land, the timid-but-ferocious feline secretly exacted revenge on him. Knocking over ink. Doing midnight zoomies. Damaging priceless treasures. Getting up to every kind of mischief. One night, Gu Xiaoxiao danced all over the tyrant’s face. Proudly swishing her tail, she successfully woke the human. But in the next second, she suddenly turned back into a human. The tyrant: (staring Gu Xiaoxiao (trembling): ...Meow... * After turning into a cat, she’ll have a cat’s temperament. The author is a cat lover, so expect lots of cat-petting scenes. * A silly story with plenty of BL and an alternate setting. I’m Being Pursued by a Frail, Short-Lived Villain Ruan Niannian transmigrated into a male-oriented cultivation novel. Unluckily, she became one of the minor characters who gets humiliated by the male lead. Even worse, the System told her that her life force was bound to the villain’s, and the two of them shared the same life force. In other words, they would live and die together. Ruan Niannian shuddered. “Y-you mean that beautiful, frail, short-lived villain?” In the novel, the villain cultivated demonic arts at the cost of his lifespan, massacred the three realms, then died two years later. Luckily, she had arrived when the villain was still young. There was still time. The villain was born to a lowly station and had been treated as a test subject for alchemy since childhood. His health was poor. Looking at the short life bar above his head, Ruan Niannian silently drafted a wellness plan for him. “No cold water! I made you goji berry tea. It’ll help you live longer.” “Wear my clothes. You’ll get sick if you’re cold.” “Stop working. Let me do it. Exercise for an hour every day, and you’ll stay healthy for life~” “Why practice martial arts? Do yoga and the Eight Brocades with me instead!” “Leave everything to me. I won’t let anyone lay a finger on you!” She took careful care of him, encouraged him, and gave everything to support his future. Even though the villain never warmed to her, Ruan Niannian felt much better seeing that his life bar had stabilized. Until... the suspicious villain’s gaze began to change. One day, slightly tipsy, the villain pinned her in a corner, his gaze dark. “Why are you getting close to me?” Ruan Niannian sighed. “Because your life is my life. Oh, and you should drink more hot water... Mm!” An arm tightened around her waist, and his hand clasped hers. The villain leaned down and whispered in her ear, “All right. We’ll never abandon each other, in life or death.” Ruan Niannian: !!! You’ve got it wrong! * Wen Ji was born to a lowly station. Treated as a test subject for alchemy from childhood, he endured countless tortures and humiliations. He willingly fell into demonic cultivation, determined to exterminate everyone in the world, even at the cost of his life. Until he met a young woman. At first, he resisted and doubted her. Then... well, he was sold. She gave him all the warmth she had. She treated his life as precious. And he treated hers as precious too. Theme: Treat others and life with kindness. Stay positive and discover the beauty in every part of life.