[I thought for a long time about what to put before Mr. Dazai's name: the one everyone loves, world-weary, a walking pool of darkness. The title might have been something like Mr. Dazai, XX, but on second thought, never mind. Mr. Dazai is just Mr. Dazai.
This is in first person from Mr. Dazai's perspective. The author's writing is poor, and the characterization will be quite out of character in many ways. Please forgive me if anything is offensive.
Theme: Reflection