Ying Rou, who was bound to the "Five Good Youth System", entered the infinite game while working part-time in a haunted house. She wore pale makeup and frightened the ghosts.
Ying Rou: "Ah - ghost!"
Ghost: "Ah - ghost!"
The game lost face and began to target crazily.
The female ghost stretched out her claws.
"Wow! You..." As soon as Ying Rou cursed, the system called the police.
She had to be cute: "Are you sick?"
The water ghost stuck out his head.
"Get out!" Ying Rou sang along with the sirens, "The rolling waters of the Yangtze River are passing eastward~"
In order to get out of the dog competition game as soon as possible, Ying Rou put away her temper and frantically progressed until she and Sheng Hansheng formed a team...
When the zombie spit out the key, Sheng Hansheng pulled her in front of him.
"Damn you..." Ying Rou gritted her teeth as she looked at the vomit on her clothes, and the alarm sounded through the sky.
She suppressed her anger: "You are as beautiful as a jade and a flower!"
Sheng Hansheng pulled her to dance and accidentally broke the puppet strings.
"My day..." Ying Rou, who was almost strangled by the puppet strings, changed her words, "I'm thinking of you day and night."
As soon as the alarm stopped, she pinched Sheng Hansheng's neck, "I&#*@%!"
The stinky, slutty and infuriating male protagonist
Sheng Han Sheng X Ying Rou
Welcome to the home of two powerhouses!
Welcome to two elementary school chickens fighting!
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[Advance receipt①] "Graduating from college depends entirely on drawing cards"
All fresh graduates travel to an infinite world to attend random universities, and can only leave after obtaining a diploma, otherwise they will be wiped out.
The paper that medical student Qin Mu finally finished turned into a recipe, and the femur model in his hand turned into a fragrant stick bone.
Medicine suddenly changed to cooking, and Qin Mu was a little panicked.
In order to graduate smoothly, Qin Mu led the college students to prepare for the exam in various ways.
Qin Mu is bound to the card drawing system, but she has always been a non-leader in drawing cards.
Sure enough, in the cooking test, Qin Mu got pots and pans, but not the ingredients.
Qin Mu glared at the system angrily: "You want me to stir up trouble?"
She gave the kitchen utensils to her classmates, then borrowed a spoonful of food from each to make a plate of hundreds of meals.
Other students: Be grateful!
In the graduation drama of the acting department, Qin Mu played two roles. When drawing character cards, she drew Snow White and... An apple?
Qin Mu: Should I poison myself?
Qin Mu acted incompetently and furious on the spot, and then fell from the apple tree.
The stepmother handed over the poison apple, and Qin Mu waved her hand: "Sorry, I'm allergic to apples. I like to eat pears."
Other students: She is good at work and I love her so much!
When she came to Qin Mu's medical session, she got the most difficult patient to deal with.
The patient's hospital gown was covered in blood and he went crazy in the inpatient department and stabbed people.
Qin Mu went around behind him, stepped on his hip joints, and dislocated his arms.
Dislocation, bone setting, dislocation, bone setting... After repeated many times, the patient took the initiative to be discharged.
Qin Mu smiled: "I wish you a happy discharge from the hospital!"
Other students: Traditional Chinese Medicine Orthopedics yyds!
System: "Draw a card? Draw a card?"
Qin Mu: "Drawing cards? The non-chief chooses to draw crazy."
Purpose: Don't use foul language and be a good young man.