There Is a Problem with the Transfer Student Strategy Script

Pretending to be a calm second-year high school student x a sinister transfer student from the fishing department Shen Yifan (suffer) x Jiang Xunyu (attack), sand sculpture cookie Shen Yifan is a top student with a bad heart, and his luck has been extremely bad recently. He crossed red lights again and again, the food sold out as soon as he queued up, and even the stray cat at school only gave him a big kick. Shen Yifan pondered: Damn it, can't the son of destiny escape Mercury retrograde? Later, Shen Yifan discovered that transfer students were present in every unlucky scene. So he conducted a secret "tracking" and discovered that the transfer student Jiang Xunyu had a campus article in the desk hole. The protagonist of the campus article was none other than his handsome and invincible self. Shen Yifan put his hands on his hips: Brother's light shines in all directions! Transfer student, why don't you peck the rice for me too! But in the later plot of the campus novel, his decline worsened, and the ending became very tragic. Shen Yifan didn't care at first, but the results came true one by one. Shen Yifan conducted "tracking" again and found that there were several large red fonts on the cover of the novel: Warning! Please conquer the protagonist Shen Yifan as soon as possible! Otherwise, the world will collapse when Shen Yifan dies in half a year! Shen Yifan burst into tears: The world has abandoned me! After waiting and waiting, Jiang Xunyu still didn't come to attack him. Shen Yifan became anxious and took his friends to act around Jiang Xunyu to create a chance for him to be a hero and rescue the handsome man. 1. After school, when Jiang Xunyu approached, Shen Yifan blocked the fist thrown by his friend: "Kick me to death! I will not give in!" Jiang Xunyu: "Do I need to call the police?" 2. In physical education class, Shen Yifan was carrying large and small bags of water. When he saw Jiang Xunyu, he looked sad: "The strong are destined to carry heavy loads." Jiang Xunyu: "Come on." After a few games, the strategy made no progress. Shen Yifan: How could this be? ? ? Until... Shen Yifan, who deliberately wore less clothes but actually had a fever, looked at Jiang Xunyu who carried him up to the sixth floor of the dormitory in one breath and insisted on helping him change into pajamas: "Wait a minute, you damn transfer student, your mission is to attack me, not to attack me!" Ps： 1. I am very, very bad, very, very stupid. 2. Break through the book, there is no system, everything is just a trick to catch your boyfriend. Purpose: Live in harmony with classmates