When Bungo Stray Dogs Meets a Full-Dive Game

A story about the book pulling everyone from Bungo Stray Dogs into a full-dive game.

A few things everyone on the server needs to know:

First, the Port Mafia Guild and the Armed Detective Agency Guild are famous across the server for loving and fighting each other. The Yokohama Alliance is an open secret across the server, and it is extremely exclusionary.

Second, the Port Mafia Guild's leader, Mori Ogai, is a serious lolicon. Players disguising themselves as little girls, take note. The last creepy old man who went after little girls was dismembered. The scene has been censored, and he ranks third on the list of people you must not offend.

Third, Armed Detective Agency member Dazai Osamu is a game bug. His agility is maxed out, and he's immune to all skills, so the only way to hurt him is with basic attacks. He ranks second on the list of people you must not offend.

Fourth, Armed Detective Agency member Edogawa Ranpo has maxed-out intelligence and is a top hacker in real life. He has no secrets in front of him, and the developers can no longer punish him. Players, watch yourselves. He ranks first on the list of people you must not offend.

Fifth, shippers, take note. Don't repost ship fics under the ship rankings, and don't ship people in public chat. If the real people catch you, it'll ruin the game experience, and complaints will not be accepted.

Theme: Lighthearted fun