The Cannon-Fodder Heiress Reborn as a Child and Wins at Life

A story about adorable kids, just like "The Top-Tier Star's Little Ancestor Goes Viral on a Parenting Show," coming in August. Please bookmark!

This story is also known as "The Cannon Fodder Family's Guide to Saving Themselves."

On the day Tang Jiu returns to her wealthy family, she learns that she's merely the cannon-fodder biological daughter in the novel The Fake Heiress Conquers the World...

She gets killed off after just ten chapters because of the fake heiress, while her three powerful older brothers only have eyes for the fake heiress.

The wealthy eldest brother buys the fake heiress a luxury car worth tens of millions, then squanders the entire family fortune in three years.

The second brother, an award-winning actor, is ruined for her. The top student third brother gets into a terrible car accident because of her.

Their whole family ends up as cannon fodder!

On the afternoon Tang Jiu returns to the wealthy family, she sees the unfriendly looks on her three brothers' faces and decides to sneak away. She'd rather die than be cannon fodder!

But just three minutes after she leaves, a mysterious gift box drops from the sky and hits her on the head. When she wakes up, she's become a chubby little four-year-old.

The three brothers in front of her are carefully reading a book titled The Fake Heiress Conquers the World!

When they see her wake up, the three brothers embrace her sadly. "We've put Jiujiu through so much."

The next day, the three powerful brothers change their social media bios to the same thing: "We'll give Jiujiu a princess's life!"

To change their cannon-fodder ending, the eldest brother holds the first meeting of the Cannon Fodder Family's Guide to Saving Themselves.

At the meeting:

The eldest brother says, "I'll work hard to make money and restore the Tang family's fortunes."

The second brother says, "I'll sabotage the fake heiress's career and make her suffer the way Jiujiu did!"

The third brother says, "I'll expose the fake heiress's disgusting deeds and show everyone who she really is!"

Little Tang Jiu waddles over on her chubby legs and grabs the eldest brother's pant leg. She looks up, huffy and adorably fierce, and asks, "What should I do, Big Brother?"

All three brothers take out a bank card at the same time. "Be good. The outside world is dangerous. Stay home and eat and drink all you want, Jiujiu."

Her brothers go out to outsmart the fake heiress, while little Tang Jiu sits in the air conditioning drinking cola. Burp~

#She thought she was stuck with a cannon-fodder script, but ended up coasting to victory all the way through#

A simple story about an adored little girl.

[Content Warnings:]

1. After the female lead becomes little, she only has the memories and intelligence of a four-year-old. Her memories from ages four to eighteen are gone.

So she can't remember the ways she was hurt in the past.

2. The fake heiress may upset some readers.

[Upcoming story: "The Top-Tier Star's Little Ancestor Goes Viral on a Parenting Show"]

Coming in August

Tiantian is a flower fairy child who's just turned three hundred. She's very strong, and one day she wakes up in modern society, thousands of years in the future.

Modern society is wonderful. You can eat delicious candy.

But the flower fairy clan has dwindled. After thousands of years of decline, all they have left is Lu Chi, a has-been top-tier star.

He's blunt and stubborn, has a huge number of haters, and is about to be blacklisted by his unscrupulous agency.

Tiantian sighs.

Looks like she'll have to work hard herself if she wants to eat her fill.

To earn money for candy and restore her family's glory, Tiantian decides to take her unpromising descendant Lu Chi on a parenting show.

Of course, Lu Chi is the kid.

**

After the parenting show Raising Kids Together announces its cast, the haters start hammering away at their keyboards.

[Why hasn't that has-been celebrity retired yet? I'm so sick of seeing him.]

[Don't want to watch Lu Chi and his kid. Can we get an edited version without them?]

..

When the show starts livestreaming, the parents and kids have to complete tasks separately to win ingredients and rewards.

[The director assigns the parents a luggage-carrying task. The winner gets candy.]

The other parents struggle away at the task. Tiantian pulls her unpromising descendant aside, makes a confident fist with her little hand, and says in her soft, sweet voice, "Lu Lu, you do the milk-drinking contest. I'll handle this one. You can't do it."

Then she carries all the luggage in a flash.

Lu Chi stares at the untouched bottle of milk: ...?

The audience: Born with superhuman strength! What a delightful surprise!

[The parents compete to throw a ball to win lunch.]

The other parents throw the ball farther and farther.

When it's Lu Chi's turn, he doesn't even try. He respectfully holds the ball out to Tiantian with both hands.

Tiantian nods, satisfied, tosses it with her little hand, and takes first place again.

The audience: Hahaha, Lu Chi already knows his place in this family.

[That night, the parents have to read a story to help the kids fall asleep.]

Tiantian stares blankly at the storybook, unable to recognize a single character, and thinks for three seconds.

She clambers into bed, hands the book to Lu Chi, and says in her baby voice, "A good kid tells stories to their ancestor."

Lu Chi: ...?

The audience: I'm dying. This is the authority of a little ancestor.

The odd pairing of Tiantian and Lu Chi goes viral across the internet.

Lu Chi makes an unexpected comeback, landing one great opportunity after another, while the title "Tiantian, Lu Chi's little ancestor" spreads across the country.

Later, Lu Chi finds out and posts a small clarification on Weibo.

Lu Chi: Technically, given our family rank, you can't call her my little ancestor. Tiantian should be my... ancestor (?).

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