I'm completely out of inspiration for now, so I can only push this back a little, ORZ. But I absolutely won't give up!
Li Xuanzhi, a great Celestial Master of the Immortal Sect, is ninety-six years old, a preeminent figure among Celestial Masters, a scourge to the demon race, and profoundly accomplished in cultivation.
He has spent years living in seclusion in the mountains, diligently cultivating.
One day, his phone rang. His master said he did not have long to live and told him to come home quickly.
Li Xuanzhi dashed back to his hometown and knelt beside the sickbed. "Master, what wish do you still have to fulfill? I'll overcome every obstacle to make it happen for you."
His master said, "My one and only wish is for you to marry and have children, and live an ordinary life."
Li Xuanzhi said, "Master, have you forgotten? I'm reproductively incompatible with human women. I'm destined to be anything but ordinary."
His master said, "If that won't work, I want an autographed photo of Yibao."
Who was Yibao? Li Xuanzhi lowered his head and looked up the news.
Yibao was the nickname fans had for Ye Chengyi, a top-tier star who had won countless fans in just two years since his debut.
Li Xuanzhi said, "Master, I've thought about it. I think I'll marry and have children and live an ordinary life after all."
His master's voice was faint. "Xuanzhi, promise me."
Li Xuanzhi said, "I can't..."
His master rolled his eyes and breathed his last.
The great Celestial Master Li Xuanzhi had no choice but to pack his bags and set out on the road to becoming a fan.
*
As a rising star in the entertainment industry, Ye Chengyi has both talent and good looks. He is a committed materialist and atheist.
But then a charlatan named Li Xuanzhi appeared in his life.
He always wore an ugly length of black cord around his wrist.
Ye Chengyi said, "I've never seen a bracelet with such a strong sense of design."
Li Xuanzhi said, "It's not a bracelet. It's a seal."
Ye Chengyi said, "Oh, a seal."
Li Xuanzhi earnestly explained, "This seal binds the demonic nature within me. No one in the world can remove it from my wrist, not even me. Unless..."
Ye Chengyi reached out and gently flicked the black cord with his little finger. It fell into his palm.
Li Xuanzhi: "..."
Ye Chengyi dangled the cord from his fingertips. "No one can remove it?"
Unless you become my weakness. Li Xuanzhi swallowed the words.
*
An all-powerful, no-nonsense top who tells the truth but is mistaken for a chuuni (Li Xuanzhi) x a noble, dazzling heir to the heavens and secret sugar daddy (Ye Chengyi)
They are devoted to each other, one-on-one, happy ending.
*
"Darling, become my weakness, and I will be capable of anything."
"Get off me first."
Coming soon: Book Transmigration: I Put the Big Shot in a Green Hat. Please add it to your collection!
Blurb:
From the bottom's perspective:
Xiao Yao read a sweet romance about a younger man and his stepmother, and fell for a disabled pervert in a wheelchair.
The pervert's life in the book went like this: He became an Imperial general at a young age, married a beautiful and wealthy spouse (a man), adopted a gifted child as his son, and enjoyed a happy family and a successful career.
Then one day, the pervert, once a winner in life, had an accident. Before he could recover from the shock of becoming disabled, he discovered that his beloved spouse and devoted adopted son had an unspeakable relationship.
He went mad on the spot, and from then on spent every day plotting ways to torment his spouse and adopted son.
In the book's cloying sweet-romance atmosphere, Xiao Yao's greatest joy each day was watching this villainous pervert act like a mad scientist, coming up with wild ideas and using deranged schemes to frame the two protagonists. He failed every time but kept getting back up, becoming the most tireless, hardworking comedian in the entire book.
He was living proof that the harder you try, the more miserable you become.
Eventually, the pervert realized his spouse would never come back. He finally swallowed a gun in despair in front of his spouse's portrait. Xiao Yao abandoned the book with a smile, still wanting more.
When he opened his eyes again, he discovered he had become that very pervert.
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From the top's perspective:
My name is Shang Luoyi. I'm an Imperial general, wielding absolute power, a man of iron will, with the gaze of a god high above the world. I am cold and arrogant, and I have no equal.
I act swiftly and decisively. I'm a distant beauty, blessed with both wisdom and looks, and countless young men and women adore me.
I am the unattainable moon in the sky, the flower reflected in the mirror, in the hearts of the entire Empire.
Until the day the nightmare arrived...
My body was taken over by a soul named Xiao Yao.
He played cards on the high-performance bomber I had painstakingly built,
shook his leg while dancing in the public square with a pig's trotter in hand,
and invited his subordinates in a bleating voice:
Come~ on~ and~ have~ some~ fun~ with~ me~
His subordinates were so terrified that they flew away that very night.
He was devoted to putting me in a green hat, setting up my deeply devoted spouse and my obedient adopted son.
He acted as if he were me, ruining my image and making a mess of my life.
I put up with all of that.
What I couldn't stand was him stripping naked and drooling at himself in the mirror.
He even thought I didn't know.
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[Third-person narration.]
[The spouse in the original book isn't really a spouse.]
[One-on-one romance, devoted to each other until death.]
[Cold, aloof, deeply devoted, and deranged top x a genius bottom who speaks slowly and has a gentle temper.]
[The adopted son and spouse in the original book are the top and bottom of the main couple. They will not be split up, reversed, or turned evil. They are not blood-related and are not on the same household register.]
Theme: Love yourself and cherish life
Madam, when will you update? (Poor)
Why are there no such beautiful ones?
Boss please update woo woo woo woo
Please update, the front is locked
Why can't I see my comments?
When will the author officially update?
What is written here is a bit intellectual.
Why do I feel that this Aunt Xin is a bit like Xiao Bailian? She knows that Yibao is not welcomed by her family, but she insists on her coming back. I really miss being able to go to her with a lunch box. Your family can't even afford a lunch box, right? And she also has a son. It's hard for people to think that she has good intentions.
Has it been stably updated? Come on, madam, I have always liked this topic
Is it possible to have stable daily updates? If it doesn't work, I'll give it a try and then come back.