New chapters generally drop at 3 p.m. every day. I'll let you know if I need to take a day off.
[Coming soon: "Staying Healthy During Horror Missions"]
[Blurb]
Shang Zhi, a celestial master, transmigrates into a science fiction novel and becomes a pitiful cannon-fodder omega: switched at birth, abused, and ultimately killed.
Shang Zhi, expressionless: Oh. So it's just revenge and face-slapping. Easy!
He kicks the scum he'd beaten until they were crawling on the ground aside and rubs his hands together excitedly. "What a bunch of weaklings. Cats are way more fun."
A tabby cat with a round head and big eyes is trapped as Shang Zhi's handsome face draws closer. It lets out a desperate cry from the depths of its soul. "Meow!" (Translation from Cat: Don't come any closer! I'm an alpha. What kind of behavior is it for an omega to kiss and sniff me like that? Don't bite my gland...)
"Aww, that tiny meow is just too adorable." Shang Zhi can't hold back any longer. He grabs the cat and gives it an enthusiastic scritching...
Later.
Shang Zhi rubs the back of his neck and looks at the thoroughly satisfied cat nearby. Hesitantly, he types a message: Urgent help needed. I think a cat marked me. What should I do?
The Ninth Prince, Yuan Yaoyan, is an oddball in the interstellar empire, destined to be a villain who gets killed off early.
But then he meets the mysterious master Yangshanjun. Yangshanjun helps him devise plans and assists him in ascending to the throne.
After Yuan Yaoyan is crowned, he bestows on Yangshanjun the dual honors of Imperial Tutor and State Preceptor.
Yangshanjun: Thank you, Your Majesty!
Yuan Yaoyan: Wait, there's one more position I need to appoint you to.
Yangshanjun: What position?
Yuan Yaoyan: Empress of the Interstellar Empire.
Yangshanjun, blushing: Who said I'd marry you? Get lost!
Yuan Yaoyan, raising an eyebrow: What if I let you scritch me?
Yangshanjun, delighted: Hurry up! The marriage registration office is still open!
After they get married.
Yangshanjun, furious: You liar! Didn't you say I could scritch you whenever I wanted after we got married?
Yuan Yaoyan, amused: Didn't you get enough scritches last night? We can keep going if you like.
Yangshanjun, embarrassed and angry: You know perfectly well I meant the cat! I want to scritch a cat!
Scritching a cat is impossible. It won't happen in this lifetime. Scritching a person, though, is always an option.
Celestial master shou x prince gong (both virgins, happy ending); alpha-omega romance; both have secret identities (revealed later); face-slapping the scum.
Now serializing: "Staying Healthy During Horror Missions"
[Laid-back, health-conscious, easygoing shou x stingy, greedy, mad gong]
Ai Yangsheng is a recent graduate with excellent grades.
He could enter a prestigious research institute
and become a respected member of society.
Ai Yangsheng: I refuse.
Everyone else: Why?
Ai Yangsheng: The research institute is too exhausting, with too many classes and experiments.
It's bad for my health. I just want to find an easy job.
Everyone else: I've never seen such a lazy oddball.
Ai Yangsheng: I'm not an oddball.
I don't smoke or drink, and I'm not interested in money or sex. I live a healthy life.
I'm completely devoted to wellness. I'm a true talent.
A mysterious organization: That's exactly the kind of talent we need!
Later, innocent Ai Yangsheng is tricked
into signing a contract with the deranged mysterious organization.
Looking at his work assignments, he falls into deep thought:
At noon, wisps of cooking smoke rise from an uninhabited village, carrying an enticing aroma;
At the middle of the month, a lively market appears on the parched riverbank, crowded with people;
Late at night, the abandoned school building is brightly lit, with students studying hard;
[Mission: Investigate the cause of these anomalies,
find and eliminate the supernatural entity responsible.]
At first.
Ai Yangsheng: This is terrifying! I'm going to die of fright! I'm quitting!
A few lives aren't enough! I want to be healthy! I want to practice wellness!
Gradually.
Ai Yangsheng: This is terrifying. I'll have some wellness tea. Don't panic!
Fear harms the kidneys, so you need to take care of them.
Take a deep breath, relax, and think through this slowly.
Later, Ai Yangsheng performs well and is named an outstanding employee.
Other colleagues: Could you share your experience and advice?
Ai Yangsheng: It's even more important to keep your mind and body healthy in a terrifying environment.
[Notes]
1. Plot-focused, with little romance. The gong appears in the second scenario.
Neither lead is romance-brained. One-on-one romance, both virgins.
2. The setting is entirely fictional. The wellness advice in the author's notes has been researched by the author.
[Completed: "The Iteration of Fate," a puzzle-solving, brain-teasing infinite-flow story]
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Wishing all my wonderful supporters every success and happiness.
Theme: Good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil.
After all, eating so many walnuts is a waste.
No, will this idiot not die in the end?
Okay, the difference is really big, let me go, this is no longer within the scope of cuckolding, and has nothing to do with the Green Tea family.
Is this no different from Shang Wen and the four brothers and sisters? Forget it, the difference is huge. One is forced and the other is voluntary.
Congratulations on the completion, spread the flowers
This Xiang Wen is so disgusting. He finally got his comeuppance. As for Xiang Xuan, let's not talk about it. It's too late to regret it now.
Hahahahaha, it feels so good, the old emperor deserves it. Looking forward to enjoying the green tea.
Why can you watch it? But I can't?
Wow. It's so satisfying to watch it all in one go. The Master of Heaven is evil.
Damn, I can watch 184, but not the rest. Can you deal with this problem first? I'm going to die of panic?