My Skills Won't Let Me Keep a Low Profile

Li Zhou transmigrates into an unfinished apocalyptic novel she wrote herself. After a breakup, she'd made every character's ending tragic: the mutants win by a landslide, and humanity is utterly defeated.

This is the worst of times, and the best of times.

Today, someone has superhuman strength, killing gods and Buddhas alike, and is the hottest guy on the block.

Tomorrow, a cat speaks and announces that it's going to capture all humans and make them scoop its litter.

The day after, a giant octopus swells to monstrous proportions, becomes Cthulhu, and declares its intention to rule the world.

Blue Star is in chaos.

Psychology teacher Li Zhou only wants a peaceful life, but her strength won't let her keep a low profile!!!

So she steps forward with a benevolent smile. "Students, repeat after me: prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony..."

Student A: I grew up without parents, living in darkness. But ever since I met Teacher Li, my life has finally found some light. I've decided to turn over a new leaf and be a dog again... a lovesick dog!!! No, a face-loving dog.

Student B: All these years, my soul has kept splitting apart. Teacher Li not only gathered all the scattered pieces of me, she also taught us to sing, "Friends walk this road together for a lifetime." Teacher Li, you're a god forever!

Student C: I have a serious case of chuunibyou. To immerse myself in gaming, I built a whole gaming city. Teacher Li helped me kick my internet addiction. She's electricity, she's light, she's the one and only legend!!!

Official Forum: Allow me to proudly introduce "Terminator of the Mutants," "Most Beautiful Teacher," "Judgment of God," "Justice from Above," "Descendant of the Dragon," "Violent Emperor," "Revolutionary of Heaven," and my supreme beloved, Li Zhou!!!

Li Zhou, expressionless: I just want to live a peaceful life.

The big shots, swooning: Who let that bastard out? The official website isn't a place for him to show off his love!

[Sweet, teasing beauty with a gentle fishing strategy x a mad-dog sweetheart who seamlessly switches between multiple personalities]

[Blurb written on December 9, 2021, screenshot saved]

Warnings you must read:

* A powerful female lead, a leveling-up story, and a swarm of one-sided crushes. Whoever works hardest to woo her will be the official pairing.

* Both leads are virgins. No women fighting each other over a man, and no mistreatment of women.

* A touch of cosmic horror, with myths from many countries thrown together. It looks like science fiction, but is actually fantasy. The logic serves the heroine.

Theme: Love and redemption. Hope is the embers of despair, and it will never go out.