Freedom of Proof in a Magical World

Arthur Boggs is always perfectly composed every day at Hogwarts. (By that, I mean he pulls a knife on everyone he meets, as a friendly gesture.) In short, this is a ridiculous slice-of-life story about a clueless guy playing Minecraft who suddenly wanders into Hogwarts. Harry Potter: Arthur is a good person. He's just a little weird sometimes... For example: he dismantled the chair beneath the Sorting Hat during the Sorting Ceremony; ate five hundred thousand kilos of food in front of everyone; smashed the desk in Transfiguration class; and pulled out a diamond sword while everyone else was using magic. No romance. This idea came to me in a flash several months ago, but the story fell apart halfway through, so there probably won't be more. (Why does every story by this author go off the rails?) Theme: Happiness