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Introduction to this article:
The big-breasted handsome man with a big-breasted face who is actually very focused on attacking, and the rich and handsome Tibetan black man with big breasts who stutters but can make her husband angry to death. The swimmers are like each other, but they are not scumbags. It's not cruel, it's a funny crematorium for chasing husbands, don't be afraid! (Attack 192, receive 187, main attack direction butterfly stroke)
Attack perspective:
During the winter training of swimming in the first grade of high school, Xiao Xing was blocked by Yao Dong in the dressing room and added WeChat. We have been in contact for two and a half years and confessed to each other after I turned 18.
As a result, he went to Yao Dong's city happily, but Yao Dong didn't come.
After the university started, they met by chance in the elevator. He heard someone ask Yao Dong: You and Xiao Xing have known each other before, right?
Yao Dong said it himself: Ex-ex-ex-ex-boyfriend.
Xiao Xing gritted his teeth and asked, "We broke up in June and reunited in September. Dumping me wasn't enough for you, but you took the time to make love with three people in three months of co-writing?"
It wasn't until something happened later, when Xiao Xing looked at Yao Dong who was speaking in public, that he realized that this flower of the high mountain who was lying on his chest every day while lying on his chest, saying "bury it, just bury it", was a little stammerer.
When I was most nervous, I couldn't say a single word, and my mind was a bit "stupid".
It's incredible to still practice online dating like this.
After the speech, he blocked Yao Dong in the dressing room: Is this the reason why you didn't like to talk since you were a child and then you only say two words every time?
Yao Dong clasped his fingers nervously: If you say a few more words, the secret will be revealed.
Xiao Xing: Then why didn't you come that day?
Yao Dong: I am tight...
Xiao Xing: Got it.
Yao Dong: Nervous.
In the middle of the night that day, Xiao Xing added his ex-boyfriend again and received a new message: [Reunited? ]
Xiao Xing replied without even thinking: "No chance, I have completely forgotten what happened between us." ]
In the middle of the night, Xiao Xing received a photo from his ex-boyfriend, wearing only T-shaped swimming trunks: [Reunited? ]
Xiao Xing replied without thinking: [Be honest and don't use old photos to fool people. Are there any new movies? ]
Later, Yao Dong sat on the bed in the basement with his bare buttocks wrapped in a quilt and all traces of his body. He took half a piece of boiled corn from Xiao Xing and made a request while gnawing: "Can you please not take it so long next time? Three, three, three and a half hours. I'm very hungry."
Xiao Xing, with his bare arms full of scratches, held the other half of boiled corn in his mouth: "I'll let you have a cool drink in the middle of the meal for free."
Later, someone asked Xiao Xing why you are so tall?
Xiao Xing: My wife is worried. She is afraid that that prodigal thing will collapse the sky one day, and there must be someone tall to hold it up.
Viewed from:
Xiao Xing has no money, Yao Dong has known this since he was a child.
During the summer vacation of the first grade, after the summer training, in order to avoid the strange "relatives", he followed Da Xiao in despair. They picked up garbage together during the day and used the money in exchange to buy food together at night. He didn't talk to Xiao Xing very much, and Xiao Xing didn't know that he was wearing a five-digit beeswax.
But when Xiao Xing was beaten to the ground time and time again by the bully kids and stood up again and again without giving up, Yao Dong knew that he would be a ruthless character in the future. No matter what gold medal he wanted, he could get it with this arrogant and ruthless energy.
As long as the premise of this game is completely fair.
Now, Yao Dong is planning to get this ex-boyfriend back. I am also willing to dive into the uninhabited abyss and face the darkest injustice.
Others' first impression of Xiao Xing: a face with more boyfriends than any handsome guy he has ever seen, broad shoulders, double doors, a pair of long legs that are longer than his own life, and a shriveled wallet.
So everyone advises: Separate if you can, don't chase after him, you will be so poor that you have nothing but face, and you will starve three times a day with him, and you will only be shot and don't care about food.
Yao Dong shook his head, not believing it. Besides, Da Xiao had big breasts that were easy to hide, so he liked facial cleanser.
Later I found out that I really couldn't eat enough.
Tips:
*Tao Wenchang is a straight man, he is determined to get things done, and he will not bend in anyone's direction.
*Sports competition series, but not reading the series will not affect your reading.
*Xiao Xing is a real poor man, there is no script for the rich second generation to come down to earth and experience life.
*The characters in all articles have no prototypes.
*There is a deputy CP, Bai Yangtang Yu.
*HE
Welcome to collect the next article "I am a cute girl, who are you?"
A gentle young college teacher with a dirty face is attacked by a violent and round-inch tough guy.
Wang Ye, the young owner of a billiards hall, usually likes to cross his legs and bask in the sun when he has nothing to do. He had a boyfriend when he was in his twenties, but ended up meeting a scumbag. The "matchmaker" who often came to his pool hall to play ball couldn't stand it anymore and began to worry about his personal problems.
Matchmaker: Brother Wang, let me introduce you to a new high-quality man. Trust me, my nickname is "Wan Zai Pier". My ability to pull strings is said to be good among gay circles.
Wang Ye was busy collecting money and didn't take it seriously: OK.
Matchmaker: Then how can I introduce you to the other party?
Wang Ye didn't even think about it and made it up casually: Just tell him I'm a cute girl!
He thought the matchmaker was joking, but he didn't expect that the matchmaker said it and made a reservation for dinner the next afternoon.
The next day, Wang Ye didn't want to go to the billiard hall at first, and someone in the billiard hall caused trouble and got into a fight. Finally, his good brother pushed him into the small restaurant and asked him to meet him. He didn't change his clothes either. His clothes were torn, his arm was damaged in the battle, and there were a few drops of blood on it. He didn't look good when they met.
"I'm a cute girl, who are you?"
After that, I drank a cup of tea and left.
After Wang Ye left, the matchmaker was very embarrassed: Teacher Liu, he is not like this usually.
Liu Yu, who came for the blind date, pushed up his silver-rimmed glasses and smiled delicately: "She is indeed a cute girl, very cute."
Another day, Wang Ye was basking in the sun at the entrance of the billiard hall to relieve his emotional pain, and was ruthless to block the scumbag. Suddenly, from a distance, he saw a tall, gentle and elegant man in a suit walking over. When he sat down in front of him, Wang Ye didn't even remember where he had seen this face before.
"Who are you?" Wang Ye asked warily.
Liu Yu sat upright and said unhurriedly: "I want to treat my cute girl to dinner."
Tips:
Changed offense, now 8 years old.
Or the text of this book, "The Fishman's Desire", I'm here anyway, so it doesn't hurt to take a look.
When the fish attacks, the man suffers.
Mermaids are the top predators in the ocean. They have a two-meter-long tail, a soul-stirring voice, and a diet that includes all marine life, including... Humans who occasionally stray into their territory.
Xia Yu, who unfortunately fell into the sea, was rescued inexplicably. He forgot that he had saved a small fish when he was 8 years old, but the fish did not forget it.
Viewed from:
Xia Yu has been fond of mermaid works since he was a child. He imagined that one day a cute little mermaid would come to him with pearls and tears in his hands. He must have a soft fish tail with a phantom gradient. He cannot survive on land and needs protection.
One day, his stepfather's son came. From that day on, whenever Mo An walked to the fish pond, the fish in the pond would tremble and hide in the corner, refusing to come out for feeding.
Soon after, he looked at Mo An's dark tear film, sharp ear fins and hard elbow fins, and was so frightened that he could not move: "You are actually... A mermaid?"
Mo An: "Yes, and I'm very greedy for you."
Intention: Fall in love well, be brave and win the gold medal.
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Nine-year compulsory education is excellent
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