After Dumping Dazai, I Got Thoroughly Swindled

[I'll come back to update after I've finished catching up on all the Lovecraftian literature.] You'd never guess what an incredible feat I pulled off. I guarantee it's the most dazzling achievement on my resume. Even now, when I think about it, I laugh from the first half of the night to the second. I even called a certain overworked wage slave so we could celebrate with a drink over video chat. I actually dumped Osamu Dazai before he could dump me! And I cursed him so he'd never be able to reach the Far Shore! Hahahahahahaha. I hear even the leader of a certain Port Mafia expressed admiration for my great achievement. That's right, it's me. "...So this is why you, the Colorless King, don't even dare set foot in Yokohama?" >>> The CP is caught between a certain booze-loving 996 wage slave and a bandage-wasting contraption that was abandoned after being used. Place your bets! >>> I'm good at writing characters out of character and vanishing without a word, so expect OOC and hiatuses. >>> No baseless plagiarism accusations. Theme: Still thinking