I Hit a Snag After Winning Over My Virtual Boyfriend

Zhou Lin is a top-tier danmei author, an occasional shut-in, and a severe voice enthusiast. One day, his irresponsible younger brother spent ten yuan to order him a virtual boyfriend... Zhou Lin was full of disdain. Hmph, a virtual boyfriend? Isn't that just awkward flirting and cheesy, lowbrow pickup lines? I've written 108 different kinds of those. What haven't I seen? Ding Yi: Hello, I'm the boyfriend you ordered. Zhou Lin: ... (Ahhh, that voice! My ears are pregnant! How can something that costs ten yuan be this good?) Ding Yi: The 30-minute timer starts now. Let's chat. What would you like to talk about? Zhou Lin: ??? (Where are the awkward flirting and cheesy pickup lines you promised? Come on, with that voice, I'm actually into it!) Ding Yi: Or do you have any thoughts on aircraft engine design? Zhou Lin: ??? Do you mean the kind of planes I'm thinking of? Ding Yi: ... N days after his identity was exposed... Ding Yi pinned his new neighbor against the wall in the stairwell. "Hmm? Terminally ill?" Zhou Lin shrank his neck. "A-a voice fetish! It really can't be cured!" Ding Yi: Don't know how many days you have left? Zhou Lin: You know how many days you have left? Ding Yi: Then you love me so much you'd want to marry me in your next life? Zhou Lin: Uh-huh! But it's not our next life yet, so it doesn't count as a lie! Ding Yi raised an eyebrow, looking displeased. Zhou Lin gave up and threw caution to the wind. "Fine, fine, I'll marry you in this life!" === 1. A short, sweet story without a big plot, just a fluffy slice of everyday life. Zhou Lin (shou) x Ding Yi (gong) 2. My completed sweet story, We Faked a Couple with the Campus Heartthrob, can be found in my profile. Theme: Hard work is the path to happiness