Conan: My Girlfriend Is a Woman of Many Faces

One after another, Shinichi's friends discover that his rumored girlfriend, the girl who always appears and disappears without warning, can be a person one second and all sorts of things the next.

Heiji Hattori: Kudo, can I borrow your motorcycle?

Shinichi Kudo: No!

Rumored Girlfriend: This motorcycle is for Shinichi's use only. If you want to borrow it, lie down and wait. You might have better luck in your dreams.

Heiji Hattori: ????

Ai Haibara: I need a computer.

Conan Edogawa: Easy.

Rumored Girlfriend: Does it need internet access? ^O^

Ai Haibara: ...Yes.

Rumored Girlfriend: (Turns into a squirrel and perches on Conan's shoulder) So this is what the world looks like from three heads tall.

Conan Edogawa: ...If you're even shorter than me, don't make fun of me.

Rumored Girlfriend: But I'm actually taller than you. You only come up to my thigh.

Conan Edogawa: You're only as big as my palm right now.

Rumored Girlfriend: ...

Shinichi Kudo: I need some clothes.

Rumored Girlfriend: ???

Shinichi Kudo: You know what I mean.

Rumored Girlfriend: No, I don't.

Shinichi Kudo: I have to go out.

Rumored Girlfriend: ...Everyone says I'm your girlfriend, but I feel like a tool. You sure know how to make use of me.

Shinichi Kudo: Yeah, I do.

Rumored Girlfriend: ...*Sob sob*, I'm going to throw a fit.

Shinichi Kudo: Turn into clothes first, then throw your fit.

Rumored Girlfriend: ...

- Not suitable for ShinRan fans -

This is fanfiction, and the characters may be out of character. My apologies to everyone.

This story has tossed logic into a ditch so deep it can't be retrieved.

The author's brain has been eaten along with the heroine's. Please don't overthink it.

The author's writing is awful. If you don't like it, click the X and leave. The author is fragile and can't weather a storm, so thank you for understanding.

Theme: Friendship, love, and family