[Crossover] What Does Miss A Want to Do Today?

There are thousands of employees in the Port Mafia, and everyone knows that the Mafia's waters run deep. This is a fact every member of the Port Mafia understands. But ever since a certain Miss A showed up, the Port Mafia building has hardly known a peaceful day. If nothing happens today, Miss A must be at home. If everything goes to hell, all we can do is protect what little sanity we have left and hang on. A brand-new tomorrow awaits us! Though tomorrow may not be any better.

Some of the Port Mafia's more dispirited little underlings turn to an online forum for comfort:

Help, my boss is obviously not normal. Her behavior is bizarre, her logic is absurd. How can someone like that be my boss?

Answer 1: Sorry for your loss. I'm overseas at some seafood company, just got off a plane. From what you're saying, buddy, you haven't seen much of the world yet.

Answer 2: From a psychological perspective, your mindset reflects an excess of self-awareness. If your boss's boss promoted them to be your boss, then they must be better than you at something. You say they're not normal. Maybe you're just too young to understand.

Answer 3: My, my. I hope you're still alive to see tomorrow's sunrise :)

The tone of Answer 3 sounds just like something a high-ranking Port Mafia executive would say! Which goes to show that an executive still scrolling through their phone at this hour is no good at their job!

"What, you mean A?" The walking hat rack thought for a moment. "I have to admit, she's pretty capable. It'd be great if she could screw that mackerel over a few more times."

"A~ She's a lovely girl~ I do feel bad that she has to handle things in such a complicated place, but she seems to manage just fine. We should simply be a little more considerate of her~" Kouyou smiled elegantly behind her hand, her eyes full of approval for A.

"She's such a wonderful big sister. Why is everyone afraid of her?" Yumeno Kyusaku tilted his head, hugging his doll.

"You mean A?" The bandage-wasting device rarely dropped its frivolous act. "Ah, her. Honestly, if she didn't have one more brain cell than Slug, I'd have had her wrapped around my finger long ago. But then, she is A. That woman has always drawn attention."

A laughed silently when she heard Dazai's exact words, but anyone who knew her could pretty much guess what would happen next.

Story details:

1. The heroine got rid of the original A before Mori Ougai took over the Port Mafia. She cleared away every obstacle that might get in her way, then took over all the businesses directly under the code name and identity of A.

2. The heroine mostly uses jujutsu and doesn't like using her special ability much. She's very strong, but might not win in a straight fight against Chuya. She can definitely handle Dazai's hand-to-hand combat, though. She deals with problems in extreme ways and is pretty crazy.

3. The CP is Dazai. No idea if it'll be sweet, but they'll definitely bicker.

4. There may be OOC and the research may not be accurate. Please read with that in mind.

Here's the blurb for my next story: What's the Point of a System That Can't Help the Player!

Hoshino Yu has always been confident in his luck, until a game proved him wrong.

He kept telling himself that his luck in a game couldn't affect real life. But when he found the System from that game on the phone distributed by his school, he was, to put it mildly, "excited."

Great, this System is pretty advanced. It even has a self-upgrade function.

But can someone explain why this System with a built-in upgrade function is useless when it matters most!

No golden finger? Fine. While everyone else is on a power trip, he's still struggling to outwit the main characters.

No skill shop? Fine. Every character in the game is stronger than him and could gobble him up alive.

No normal character setting? Fine. But why does he have to watch out for NPCs exposing his secret identity in the game?

And all those achievements, one after another, feel like they're mocking him.

System: Don't say that! At least all the characters are good-looking! The System guarantees that the player's experience comes first! I won't let on that the characters are so ugly even I can't stand looking at them! Um...

Hoshino Yu: So I should thank you for doing nothing every time it matters?

System: System upgrading~ Please wait~

Great. This is definitely the biggest mistake of my life. I should go ask the store to take it back and give me a new one.

System: I'm bound to your C drive! You can't sell me! If you do, I'll hack your computer, add a few secrets nobody knows about, and make them public!

What a nasty little thing. How can a crappy AI be this much trouble?

Hoshino Yu: If you're so smart, can't you remove an NPC? That guy named Gojo is about to come out of the game and grab me, and you don't even protect your beloved player?

System: [Humming a cheerful tune while upgrading~]

Hoshino Yu: ?

If he dies in the game, the first thing he'll do is kill this stupid System! Then he'll go after Gojo Satoru, whom he runs into every single time!

Before You Read:

1. The secret identities come with a bit of corruption, and I've added a lot of unusual tags, so there may be some OOC. Every secret identity exists in the same setting, but has a different identity and plot direction. The world resets after each ending is completed.

2. The CP is tentatively Gojo Satoru.

3. The male lead is Hoshino Ai's older brother, but he's currently attending Tokyo Metropolitan Advanced Nurturing High School and is isolated from society.

He thinks he's an ordinary person, but he's actually the leader of the chaotic evil faction, skilled at playing any assigned role.

4. The System is a chatterbox who loves mischief and is a total loser. It can do anything except help, but who knows which of them will have more fun in the end?

If you're interested, don't forget to add it to your favorites, cuties!!

Theme: Does Miss A plan to fall in love today?