A possessive, obsessive, easily flustered, love-struck hand fetishist top and a metaphysics expert, money-loving, fortune-bringing bottom.
The little Pixiu had grown up, but his older brothers had each gone out to gain experience and never come back. Xiao Yi decided to descend the mountain and look for them!
On the way, he somehow caught the eye of an obsessive domineering CEO and, in a panic, joined the selection round for a certain challenge show.
The little Pixiu was forced to accept a job as the metal consultant to President Lu, a hand fetishist: "????"
The little Pixiu: "How about I take a look at your fortune?"
President Lu was a severe hand fetishist who had always been searching for his Venus. On his way to a branch office, he unexpectedly found the hands of his goddess.
President Lu held himself back again and again, then cornered the man in the office, eyes bloodshot.
President Lu: "One million. Be my exclusive consultant."
The little Pixiu: "!"
The little Pixiu: "No cuddling, but I can bring you wealth."
A professional challenge show took Blue Star by storm. The contestants were elite professionals from all walks of life, challenging the limits of human endurance in snowy mountains and beneath the sea.
Financial consultant Xiao: As a Pixiu, I've never been afraid of anyone when it comes to making money. If I don't double it, I lose.
Forest ranger Xiao: Poachers or smugglers, no one can escape my nose.
Animal keeper Xiao: I'll speak up for the animals and the grievances they can't express.
But no matter how many jobs he tried, there was always one love-struck domineering CEO who wanted to cuddle up to him.
Also known as Little Pixiu Becomes Famous Through Metaphysics, but Still Can't Find His Brothers and The CEO Is Still Imagining They're in Love Today...
P.S. This story takes place in an alternate Blue Star. Please don't relate it to reality. Don't be superstitious; believe in science~~
Coming soon: I'm a Parrot, and I Really Can't Tell Fortunes
Ziran transmigrated to Blue Star and became a blue-and-purple parrot in the home of a controversial top-tier star.
While the handsome top-tier star was livestreaming, rival fans piled on to insult him. Unable to keep quiet, Ziran blurted out, "With those upturned brows and flirtatious eyes your idol has, he's either a womanizer or a bottom."
The next day, the rival was exposed for cheating with five people, men and women alike. The police followed the clues and took down a huge criminal operation.
Ziran was dumbfounded: What, I was right?!
He went on a show with the top-tier star. When a young heartthrob tried to provoke him, he snorted, "Your face is turning yellow. Have you been taking drugs?"
Unexpectedly, the heartthrob had a breakdown that very day and was taken straight to the police station. The police quickly caught a massive criminal gang.
Ziran was stunned: I was right again???
The top-tier star went to the countryside to make a donation. Perched on his head, Ziran said, "Looks like we're in for a torrential downpour. The highland soil isn't stable."
That evening, at the top-tier star's insistence, the whole village was evacuated. Two hours later, a torrential rain washed away the slope and triggered a landslide.
#MythicalBeastParrotIssuesWarning,TopTierStarSaves223Villagers#
Ziran was numb: I really can't tell fortunes!!
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Coming soon: All the Animal Models I Made Came to Life!!
After inheriting a fortune worth hundreds of billions, Wen Yu took his parents' belongings and returned to a small country house.
With no family left, he poured all his energy into making animal models. It took him six whole years to turn the second floor into an extravagant animal kingdom. It had both poles and the equator, oceans and mountains. To make it lifelike, he even made the sun, moon, and stars glow.
Polar bears, jungle tigers, lions of the grasslands, even ocean orcas...
He loved the process of making them one by one, and poured his love into every animal model.
Then one day, his little darlings came to life!!
Wen Yu: !!
As the fluffy creatures ran around him and played, Wen Yu was finally no longer alone.
He thought life would stay this warm and peaceful forever, until a terrifying Grade B anomaly appeared. All the little ones he adored turned into giant beasts and roared as they charged at the anomaly that had tried to hurt him.
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One day, countless anomalies suddenly appeared on Blue Star. The world was ravaged by them, and people lived in fear.
Just as everyone was about to lose hope, the gifted appeared.
The gifted possessed strange powers that allowed them to destroy anomalies. The most mysterious and powerful of them all was the being known as the Creator God. Shining with the radiance of the sun, moon, and stars, he was followed and revered by all beasts wherever he went.
Theme: Adversity teaches people to stand on their own, and setbacks help them grow.
Pre-paid here~
"Isn't it normal for funeral anchors to tell fortunes?"
Brother Qiao traveled through time, took over the original owner's funeral shop, and obtained a system that can tell fortunes through live broadcast.
So, on the first day of the funeral anchor's live broadcast, he calculated that the person connected to him was a wanted fugitive from ten years ago. On the second day, he calculated that the person connected to him was a wanted thief...
Ten days later, the funeral business was still bleak, but Master Qiao's reputation became more and more famous.
Brother Qiao has become famous on the Internet. He can predict the world and accurately predict car accidents and floods...
Brother Qiao looked at the earthquake he calculated and was silent for a long time: "Should I hand myself over to the country?"
"I'm a parrot who really can't tell fortunes"
Now he traveled across the blue star and became a blue-purple parrot in a black-and-red family.
During the live broadcast of the handsome hotpot, he was insulted by his opponent's fans. He couldn't stand it and said, "Your brother has such a slender eyebrow and peach blossom eyes. He is either a philanderer or a sufferer."
As a result, the next day, five people, including men and women, were found in the opposite house. The police followed the clues and destroyed the huge den.
Ziran was dumbfounded: What, I was right? !
When he was on a show with a top celebrity, a young guy was provoking him. He hummed, "My little face is all yellow. You must have taken it."
Unexpectedly, Xiao Xianrou fell ill that day and was sent directly to the police station. The police quickly captured a very large gang.
Zi Ran was confused: Did I get it right again? ? ?
Tingliu participated in the donation to the countryside, and Ziran stepped on his head: "It's not going to rain heavily, right? The plateau soil is not strong."
That night, under Dingliu's insistence, the whole village was evacuated. Two hours later, heavy rains washed away the soil slopes and caused a mudslide.
# Beastparrot early warning, saving 223 people in the village#
Now I feel numb: I really can't tell fortunes.
The first audience: Hahaha, the little parrot from the top family is so cute.
Later viewers: Parrot beast, please give me a goose!
Ps: Now I will turn back into a human body, and my love will also be behind my human body. Blue Star can raise birds in the air. Don't contact reality and believe in science.
It's the first time I know that soy milk is still available. I can't imagine what a strange smell that would be.
I'm a sweetie too! ! !
So Director Wen's superpower was specially used for him to make soy sauce? ! ! ! !
He's so happy too
After reading this book, I can't read anything now. I really like Pixiu, woohoo o(╥╥)o
The powerful Mr. Lu also has people who want to escape [bad laugh][cry with laughter]
Dad, why don't you write a new article? If you want to see pure love, don't do it without cp
Looks good, it's going to kill me 💪 💪
Mr. Lu said he was not worried about domestic violence. I also thought he could survive it. Who knows what he thought about his ability to recover?
The front is really nice, but after waiting for so long, there is only a little bit of meat at the end, which is really a pity
Pre-paid here~ "Isn't it normal for funeral anchors to tell fortunes?" Brother Qiao traveled through time, took over the original owner's funeral shop, and obtained a system that can tell fortunes through live broadcast. So, on the first day of the funeral anchor's live broadcast, he calculated that the person connected to him was a wanted fugitive from ten years ago. On the second day, he calculated that the person connected to him was a wanted thief... Ten days later, the funeral business was still bleak, but Master Qiao's reputation became more and more famous. Brother Qiao has become famous on the Internet. He can predict the world and accurately predict car accidents and floods... Brother Qiao looked at the earthquake he calculated and was silent for a long time: "Should I hand myself over to the country?" "I'm a parrot who really can't tell fortunes" Now he traveled across the blue star and became a blue-purple parrot in a black-and-red family. During the live broadcast of the handsome hotpot, he was insulted by his opponent's fans. He couldn't stand it and said, "Your brother has such a slender eyebrow and peach blossom eyes. He is either a philanderer or a sufferer." As a result, the next day, five people, including men and women, were found in the opposite house. The police followed the clues and destroyed the huge den. Ziran was dumbfounded: What, I was right? ! When he was on a show with a top celebrity, a young guy was provoking him. He hummed, "My little face is all yellow. You must have taken it." Unexpectedly, Xiao Xianrou fell ill that day and was sent directly to the police station. The police quickly captured a very large gang. Zi Ran was confused: Did I get it right again? ? ? Tingliu participated in the donation to the countryside, and Ziran stepped on his head: "It's not going to rain heavily, right? The plateau soil is not strong." That night, under Dingliu's insistence, the whole village was evacuated. Two hours later, heavy rains washed away the soil slopes and caused a mudslide. # Beastparrot early warning, saving 223 people in the village# Now I feel numb: I really can't tell fortunes. The first audience: Hahaha, the little parrot from the top family is so cute. Later viewers: Parrot beast, please give me a goose! Ps: Now I will turn back into a human body, and my love will also be behind my human body. Blue Star can raise birds in the air. Don't contact reality and believe in science.
It's the first time I know that soy milk is still available. I can't imagine what a strange smell that would be.
I'm a sweetie too! ! !
So Director Wen's superpower was specially used for him to make soy sauce? ! ! ! ! He's so happy too
After reading this book, I can't read anything now. I really like Pixiu, woohoo o(╥╥)o
The powerful Mr. Lu also has people who want to escape [bad laugh][cry with laughter]
Dad, why don't you write a new article? If you want to see pure love, don't do it without cp
Looks good, it's going to kill me 💪 💪
Mr. Lu said he was not worried about domestic violence. I also thought he could survive it. Who knows what he thought about his ability to recover?
The front is really nice, but after waiting for so long, there is only a little bit of meat at the end, which is really a pity