[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure/SBR] My Girlfriend Came Out as Trans!

[Blurb] When I woke up, my pretty, blue-eyed, blonde girlfriend had turned into a strange man. He told me that most of my friends and my archenemies had switched genders, and that they all had dangerous plans for me (as in, they wanted me dead). ...Huh??? [Scared kitty.jpg] Of course, I'm not foolish enough to take his word for everything, but the only clues about where my girlfriend went have to come from him, so I have no choice but to secretly stick close to him. Who knew the world would turn upside down later on... Why are you all fighting?! Why are you striking poses instead of fighting?! Why is there a weird man wearing branches on his head following me?! I don't care about anyone's remains! Just give me back my adorable girlfriend!!! [WARNING] *JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7: Steel Ball Run fanfiction, set in an alternate modern world, first-person narration, with all SBR characters gender-swapped! *A fun, ridiculous story, so don't overthink it. The only thing I can promise is that it's sweet and satisfying. Let the plot and logic drift away in the wind. *Severe OOC, characters' psychological genders follow the original, their biological genders keep changing, countless personal headcanons, zero research, and the original work is basically irrelevant. You have been warned. *Heroine: I just want to pick chrysanthemums by the eastern fence with my girlfriend. *↑Unfortunately, my girlfriend doesn't. *If you feel uncomfortable while reading, feel free to escape using the top-right corner at any time. Theme: Love and peace