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In his previous life, Xie An was the young master of a wealthy family, and he owned 18 large mansions. When he turned on his cell phone, it rang out more than a dozen alerts for the arrival of one million Alipay.
At this time, he had to look helpless and say: "Sorry for disturbing everyone, my mobile phone is the latest model, I'm stupid and don't know how to mute the sound." As a result, he pretended to be retribution, stepped on dog poop and fell to death, and traveled through time.
When he woke up again, he passed through Qidianwen and became the villain, the proud son of heaven, the Young Sect Master. The Young Sect Master's role in the entire book is as follows
1. In order to compete for the first place in the world, I worked hard to upgrade, but was slapped in the face by the male protagonist.
2. Upgrade and get slapped in the face by the male protagonist
3. Upgrade, get slapped in the face by the male protagonist and then become so angry that he burps.
This is how Zhou Yu was so angry with Zhuge Liang back then. After Xie An finished sighing, he heard a ding in his mind, "Dear host, the Versailles system is at your service. Our purpose is to use Versailles to make others mad. The angrier the other party is, the faster the host will level up."
Xie An:?
Doesn't this conflict with my professional field?
Kick the scumbag protagonist, punch the white lotus, what nonsense is the best in the world, a dragon's tail will kill you.
Since then, the first proud man in the world of cultivation who rode a dragon to go shopping and buy groceries was born.
If you are lucky enough to see him, please do not come up to talk to him, otherwise you may get a
"Ah, I'm sorry, my little golden dragon, which is exclusive to the Jade Emperor, is too long. Is it blocking the way? Next time I'll change it to a regular unicorn. It seems that the unicorn is a bit too big. It's really annoying. So next time I'll have to ride the Qingmen Mountain Sword Immortal to go out."
At this time, a passing Qingmen Mountain Sword Immortal said:?
"Xie An, it seems that as a teacher I have to teach you well what it means to respect a teacher."
The next day, the familiar vegetable market no longer had a man riding a dragon. There was only one poor little man who could only hold his waist while buying groceries.
"What are you looking at? The sword fairy fell off yesterday. Do you have any?"
The eldest young master of Versailles was criticized for his fake abstinence and true pornography
*Logic novice toilet reading sand sculptures, cool articles, if you don't like it, kill me
*The master attacks the disciple and receives it
*There is a vest in the early stage of attack
Pre-collection: "Sand Sculpture Enters Farming" Ancient Farming
Copywriting:
Lu Yin slipped into a farming novel and became a cabbage picked up from the fields by a father who didn't care for his mother. He was scolded and kicked every day because he didn't have enough to eat or clothes to keep him warm.
The system told Lu Yin that he would die if he did not farm, but in contrast, the system would give him options and tips to help him improve his farming skills every time he encountered difficulties.
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System: Hello host, please start farming immediately, otherwise you will starve to death. You choose
[1. Steal seeds from home and plant them]
2. Exchange labor with others for seeds
3. Looking for seeds in the mountains
Lu Yin: Even if I keep planting right now, I will starve to death. I choose to beg for food!
System:?
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System: Hello host, your brother discovered the vegetables you planted and filed a lawsuit with your parents. Now they require them to take away your vegetables after they are planted and give you a kick. You choose:
[1. Slap the parents and younger brother in the face with words]
[2. Cut off the relationship and ask the county magistrate to make the decision]
[3. Endure the humiliation and bear the heavy burden before you eat the courage]
Lu Yin: When the vegetables are cooked, sell them all and buy two chicken legs. I will eat them one bite at a time in front of those three beasts, and then run away before they catch up!
System:? ?
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System: You wandered to the foot of the mountain and stayed in the home of an Orion. He was a child raised by wolves and was very protective of his food. He was unwilling to share his prey with you. You decided to:
[1. Use the cabbage you grew in exchange for meat with him]
[2. Beg him to give you a small bowl]
[3. Use the remaining money to buy meat from him]
Lu Yin: Set up the pot. I want to stir-fry a pot of spicy cabbage. This grandson will be so greedy that he will beg me to change it!
System:? ? ?
Those who don't play according to the routine will most likely be attacked by this Orion attacker.
Intention: Firmly optimistic and march towards a new journey with head held high
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So, what do we do now? Tao Yao, the dead man, looked at Tao Yao, the rich and handsome man.
Don't force yourself to update every day! , Pay great attention to rest! Also, happy May Day!
"Her doctor is really pleasantly surprised. Recently..." This is a big bug for the author~
Yin Sangsang's curse words are a bit awkward
Haven't finished the final exam yet? Why hasn't it been updated yet [Cracked][Cracked][Cracked]
I read it from the beginning. In fact, the teacher wrote it very well, why is it stuck? . When can normal updates resume?
When will it be updated? ! Just two chapters are not enough! !
I have a question, is the youngest a girl or a boy?
Finished with flowers, thank you for accompanying me. [Good Luck Lotus][Waving Hands]
Hehehe, there is a post today
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
So, what do we do now? Tao Yao, the dead man, looked at Tao Yao, the rich and handsome man.
I brushed it again and sprinkled flowers on Ali.