The Super Beast Warriors Don't Want to Become Soul Masters

Dugu Qimo was a hardcore homebody from the 21st century, obsessed with anime, tokusatsu, and online games.

By chance, he transmigrated into the world of The Super Beast Force. There, he met the “can’t beat the villains or out-argue them” and “most miserable in history” protagonist team, won their hearts (and stomachs) with his incredible cooking, and unexpectedly got something called the Super Beast System, along with an ability lock of his own.

But just as the real villain of the anime appeared and the two sides began their final showdown, Dugu Qimo was caught in the crossfire. To protect him, the System opened a wormhole connecting to another dimension, and just like that, he transmigrated a second time!

This time, however, he ended up in the one place he least wanted to go: a world where violent maniacs roamed everywhere and dangerous animals lurked on every corner, Douluo Dalu.

Most importantly of all, his body had somehow shrunk?!

As reluctant as Dugu Qimo was, he had no choice but to stay, since he didn’t have enough power to open another space-time wormhole.

Still, the people who’d taken him in looked pretty good, and considering how many attractive people there were in this world, he’d reluctantly stay for the time being.

That’s right, Dugu Qimo was not only a hardcore anime fan, but also a total pretty-boy enthusiast.

All Dugu Qimo wanted was to quietly work as a chef in Douluo Dalu and wait until he could open another wormhole and return to the world of Super Beast Force. But with his extraordinary talent, academies from every direction fought to recruit him.

Huo Wushuang: Dugu’s second soul skill has a fire attribute, so he should come to Blazing Fire Academy.

Shui Bing'er: Dugu’s third soul skill has a water (ice) attribute, so he should come to Skywater Academy.

Yu Tianxin: His fourth soul skill has a lightning attribute, so he ought to come to Thunder Academy.

Feng Xiaotian: I think coming to our Kamikaze Academy is the right choice for Brother Qimo.

Yu Tianheng: He’s Yan Zi’s younger brother, so he should come to our Imperial Fighting Team.

Dai Mubai: His cultivation speed is downright monstrous. Shrek is definitely the best fit for him.

Dugu Qimo could only look on in helpless dismay. He just wanted to quietly be a chef, all right? He had no interest whatsoever in becoming a Soul Master! He was only cultivating so he could go home! Besides, doesn’t Skywater Academy only accept female students?!

○ Synopsis archived on 2020.09.20

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