I've cleared every free main-story quest and rerun event, and completed every commemorative event.
Every Servant, Craft Essence, and costume is unlocked in the encyclopedia. I've cleared every Interlude and rank-up quest, and reached max level, NP level 5, and Bond 10 across the board.
Apples, materials, Mana Prisms, and QP are all overflowing. I have enough Summon Tickets and Saint Quartz to circle the Earth N times.
After a whale's grueling grind comes a retired life, so simple, unadorned, and dull...
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...The hell?
Reader's Guide:
* A work for absorbing good luck and building karma. Kindergarten-level prose + a snarky, pseudo-Japanese light novel style. Mostly pretending to be serious, with occasional bursts of utter absurdity. First-person POV warning.
* Not a typical Master Love story. Under that premise, the approximate ratio of BL, BG, and GL pairings is 7:2:1 (pairings detailed within).
* Corrections and fact-checking are welcome. No nitpicking or picking fights. Don't wonder why there are so many deviations: the Servants didn't come to Chaldea, or I wanted to indulge in some self-indulgent headcanons.
* Disclaimer: I own none of the entities in this story, except my original characters. What I do have plenty of is OOC behavior and bugs.
* A new office worker, a chronic procrastinator, and a struggling writer. Update times and word counts are unpredictable.
Theme: Life is a tragedy up close, and a comedy from afar
