[Continuing from the archive article "I Thought I Got the Female Supporting Script", Danmei has pre-released "You Look So Familiar", please collect it~Momo tweets]
Director Ying Long of the Special Incident Handling Bureau picked up an egg left by his rival Tou Fang at the murder scene. Recalling that the Jian clan became famous for eating dragons a thousand years ago, Director Yinglong was so angry that he planned to take the eggs back to the bureau - and cook them.
The cauldron was boiled for three days and three nights. The fire used was Suzaku's divine fire, and the cauldron was made of Xuanwu's scales. Three days later, everyone in the processing bureau opened the cauldron with great anticipation. The egg broke, and what came out was a little Pixiu.
Director Yinglong: "?"
Where is the promised horse?
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I heard that Qiao Yinai from the Special Incident Management Bureau was reincarnated, and he could not only control the house but also ward off evil spirits and promote marriage. Gold medal agent Yu Zhengqing specially applied to the management bureau to loan Qiao Yi in an effort to find a girlfriend for his lonely movie star.
Later——
The actor held Qiao Yi's chubby paw, his eyebrows deep: Come on, which number should you choose in the lottery? Which stone to choose? Which stock to choose?
Later, Qiao Yi held the actor's hand and came to Director Ying Long: This is my boyfriend.
Director Yinglong's nose twitched and his face changed drastically: I picked up the wrong egg! This is the only one!
[Demining: There is no love line in the early stage. The anti-theft ratio is 80%, 48 hours. ]
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Pre-receipt: I thought I got the female supporting role script
Yu Ning read a romance novel. In the novel, Yu Ning, who has the same name as her, is a vicious female supporting character. She has a very bad relationship with her family and is against the heroine every day. Until one day, the heroine couldn't bear it anymore and teamed up with the hero to bankrupt the Yu family.
When Yu Ning passed through, she noticed something was wrong.
Her parents would give her a forehead kiss before going out every day, and their love did not seem to be fake. The CEO's brother sends her money every three days, and the millions in the bank card are her pocket money. When he was blocked by some hooligans when he went out, his younger brother, who was only in high school, climbed over the wall without saying a word and beat him up.
And that new little flower heroine in the entertainment industry——
"Ning Ning, I met a man on a show today. He's very good-looking and very rich! I'll give you my WeChat account and he's coming!"
Yu Ning: "?"
Isn't this the fucking male protagonist?
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Yu Ning always thought she was getting a script for a vicious female supporting role, but she didn't know until later that she was getting a script for a female protagonist.
The novel she read earlier was a YY work written by the author's anti-fans specifically to disgust the author.
In the original work, she was pampered by a group of people.
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Danmei pre-collection: You look so familiar
The crown prince of Daxia, Su Tang, is worth more than ten thousand people. He is young and does not engage in serious work. He follows the imperial master every day and acts as a magic stick. Suddenly one day, he entered into a pornographic novel "The King's Little Wife".
In "The King's Little Wife", there is a male supporting role, Su Tang, who is a bitch, a powerful green tea, and devotes himself to destroying the protagonist's emotional relationship every day.
Later, netizens and anti-fans discovered that the 18th-tier actor who was not good at anything and was the best in being a monster was carrying a small stool and holding a sign to set up a stall under the bridge to tell fortunes.
The king of heaven and his little wife were beside him, handing him water and beating his back. The little wife looked at Su Tang with her face in her hands and muttered: Prince, the sun is too hot, let's go home and sleep!
Su Tang felt that the most outrageous thing in his life was that after entering the novel, he discovered that some people looked really familiar. The protagonist Gong Shou looks like his eldest brother and good brother, the actor looks like his father, the professor looks like a tutor, and the boss looks like a prime minister.
Later: Oh, it's you!
In recent days, many investors and celebrities in the industry have discovered that Su Tang, the little white lotus, is living a smooth life, protected by the king in the past and supported by the movie king in the back. The most outrageous thing is that these powerful people actually introduced business to Su Tang as if they were poisoned.
A certain movie star said: Our Zaizai has mastered the teachings of Feng Shui from masters. Spending a small amount of money to buy peace is really not a loss!
A certain tyrant: Repost this Weibo and select three people to tell me their fortunes. Regardless of whether they are accurate or not, each person will receive a gift of one million.
A certain King of Heaven: Ask me to tell fortunes and give you concert tickets ps: The one in the front row.
Everyone: Hehe, let's just give it a try.
Later: Is it still counted? I'll pay a high price!
Intention: pamper, pamper until death!