What Do I Do When My Boyfriend Smells So Good?

[This story will go VIP on November 29. I'll post a 10,000-word update then.] Xi Ye, of the Banquan clan, a big shot in the Honmaru, and in truth an ancient Taotie. One day, he is awakened by someone claiming to be a System and forced to set off in search of food. As the embodiment of greed and devouring, isn't it only natural for him to be a glutton? A peek at Xi Ye's private menu: Black-mud sesame paste from beneath Tiamat, strange sorcerers and alien curses, Kebiishi chips with a spicy octopus flavor, and a bizarre dragon with supernatural abilities. And yet... No matter how delicious those things are, none can compare to that human-shaped deity! Waaah, darling, you smell so good. #Why does my subordinate and future partner want to eat me all day long# #No matter how pitifully you beg, I'm not letting you take even one bite# #I'll never take my adult form in this lifetime, just to match my lover's height# Xi Ye: Maybe there's nothing wrong with keeping this baby face and mooching food? Slurp... Hat Rack: Thanks for asking. No. And get off me right now, this instant, immediately. :) Pairing: Port Mafia's overworked man A fluffy little daydream, with a deity's uniquely alluring scent. Hope you enjoy! Take a look at my completed Edogawa Ranpo pairing fic next door: Has Mr. God Turned In His Manuscript Today? Possible next pairing fic: A Doctor's Self-Cultivation. The crazy, cool beauty only cares about treatment, not Dazai. :) Professional Bug. A human-shaped bug has awakened inside the control system. Theme: There is only one true heroism in the world: to see life as it is and still love it.