The Max-Level Expert Just Wants to Be a Pretty, Lazy Fish [Quick Transmigration]

Shen Xingzhuo was once chosen by the Main God System to play a cannon-fodder role in worlds where scumbags got what they deserved. Having to act reckless and stupid in front of the protagonists was bad enough, but each of these cannon fodder characters worked harder than the last. Some secluded themselves for ten years to master martial arts; others studied day and night for the imperial exams. One even went from kindergarten all the way to a PhD just to become a cannon-fodder doctor... Shen Xingzhuo was sick of it. Just when he thought his mission was over, that unscrupulous System assigned him a new one: help the cannon fodder save themselves. Shen Xingzhuo finally saw the light. Why spend your whole life scrambling and exhausting yourself? Wouldn't it be better to be a pretty, easygoing couch potato? [World One] The Real and Fake Young Masters of a Wealthy Family As the real young master no one wanted, he tried to win his family over by cooking for them every day, making sure he never scored higher than their adopted son, staying silent when falsely accused, and even handing over the family fortune. Shen Xingzhuo's take: Why make life so hard for yourself? If you're tired, why not cozy up to someone powerful? [World Two] The Villainous Male Supporting Character Who Was Jilted As the obstacle in the story of a heroine who runs away pregnant and a hero who chases her back, he takes every opportunity to kick her when she's down and is hopelessly infatuated with the hero. He does every stupid thing imaginable, only for the hero to break off their engagement right in front of him. The hero: I suggest you stop bothering me! Shen Xingzhuo's take: No problem. Who wants a cheater? He glances at the heroine, whose pregnancy is already showing, then pats his own belly. You think you're the only one with a child? Sorry, I've got one too. (There is no childbirth plot in the main story.) [World Three] The Farmhouse Shuang'er Who Was Set Up [World Four] The Puppet Young Emperor With wolves ahead and tigers behind, the ambitious young emperor works on memorials until the middle of the night every day, earning darker circles under his eyes than the eunuchs on night duty. And in the end, these people still want to devour him. Shen Xingzhuo's take: Wouldn't it be better to lie flat and be a puppet emperor in peace, with a lover in each arm? The Regent: Not one bit! An emperor who doesn't review memorials is impossible to look at! [World Five] The White Moonlight's Substitute As the substitute, he fusses over his lover and cooks for him every day. When the white moonlight gets into trouble, he's the first to step in. When the hero is in danger, he even has to take the hit from cars and knives. Shen Xingzhuo's take: You people think you're even worthy? [Reader's Guide] Bottom, one-on-one, happy ending. Please add my upcoming novel to your reading list! "After Pretending to Be an Alpha, My Archenemy and I Got Matched" [Synopsis One] Luo Xingchen is sure he'll become an incredibly awesome alpha after his presentation: tough, good in a fight, and great at flirting and sweet-talking. So he sets his sights on the school's cutest, softest Omega. There's just one problem: that Omega isn't interested in him. The Omega has his eyes on Fu Xingzhou, who only recently transferred to the school. Not only did Fu Xingzhou steal the Omega Luo Xingchen wanted, he also took his title as the school's heartthrob and stole all the attention. Luo Xingchen decides he has to show him who's really the boss. Just as he's gripping Fu Xingzhou by the collar, ready to teach him a lesson, Luo Xingchen suddenly feels dizzy. In front of everyone, he tumbles right into Fu Xingzhou's arms. Fu Xingzhou can't resist teasing him. “Throwing yourself at me?” Luo Xingchen's face turns red. “Get lost!” Fu Xingzhou catches him around the waist as he goes limp. “Then why are you rubbing yourself against me?” Luo Xingchen's eyes are unfocused. “How the hell should I know?” Someone takes a photo and posts it on the campus forum. That's when Luo Xingchen discovers a very unsettling truth: He's been forced into a ship with Fu Xingzhou! The kind that tops the campus's Top Ten Couples rankings! The kind nobody will believe him when he tries to explain! #The cocky campus bully gets all tsundere in the arms of the new heartthrob #Click to see the gentle, calculating heartthrob soothe his ruffled feathers [Synopsis Two] After Luo Xingchen presents as an Omega, something goes wrong with his nose. Whenever another alpha releases pheromones, they smell unbelievably foul to him, like basketball shoes that haven't been washed in two months or body odor from someone who hasn't showered in a year. One day, he finally catches a familiar scent he's been longing for. Without thinking, he moves closer and clings tightly to its owner. So good, so wonderful! I'm saved! Fu Xingzhou stares at Luo Xingchen, who has wrapped himself around him and refuses to let go. His eyes flicker with emotion before he finally puts his arms around him. “You climbed into my arms yourself, so don't you dare let go.” △ Reader's Guide 1. A sweet campus ABO romance, one-on-one. 2. A tsundere, easily flustered, tough bottom × a gentle, calculating top-tier student. Theme: Success should come from honest hard work, not breaking the law or harming others. Be a positive force in the world.