[Bungo Stray Dogs] A Dead Omega Will Make Me Cry

As a female Alpha who only knew how to laze around at home, eat and drink for free, and spend all day figuring out how to slack off, Li's lifelong dream was to find an obscenely rich Omega big shot to keep her, then obediently play the pretty boy who only had to sell his physical strength. Sounds like a wonderful dream, doesn't it? But when an obscenely rich big shot who was willing to keep her for life really did show up one day... Li regretted it so much she wanted to crawl into the washing machine and look for a time machine, desperate to transmigrate back in time and beat up her younger, arrogant self! Li (clutching her head and sobbing): If the heavens gave me another chance, I would never have been so hasty about breaking up with my ex! Dazai (smiling as he rests his chin in his hand): Too late~ You're already married to me~ An ABO setting in the Bungo Stray Dogs world. This came from a wild flight of fancy, so please don't flame me if you don't like it. If you can't accept it, please leave. It was originally supposed to be a short, self-indulgent one-shot, but then I got hooked and wanted to make it longer == Basically, it's a tragic story about having a beautiful, sincere relationship right in front of you, then messing things up so badly that you lose your soulmate. With no other choice, you resort to taking them by force, because you want both their body and their heart, and force yourself on them (smoking). Theme: The chase is on after the breakup.