(Next novel: This Eunuch Rules the Harem)
[Sweet Romance + Satisfying Read + Mutual Firsts]
"Master, hug me~"
"Master, feed me~"
"Master, I'm scared. Can we sleep together?"
"Master, that woman bullied me. I don't want her to be my teacher's wife!"
Faced with the young protagonist's cute, clingy advances, Zhan Huoxuan naturally chooses to indulge him!
Zhan Huoxuan accidentally transmigrates into a fantasy cultivation harem novel as its number-one villain. To save his life, he immediately seeks out the protagonist, only for the other boy to burst into tears the moment he sees him...
There's still a chance to turn this around!
The protagonist is just a child, as timid and obedient as a little rabbit. If Zhan Huoxuan coaxes and tricks him, how could he fail to win him over?
Only, he has no idea that this pitiful little thing in front of him is a domineering little devil outside...
Zhan Huoxuan plans to protect Feng Ximu as he grows up, then watch him become stronger, win over women, and reach the pinnacle of life!
But then Zhan Huoxuan watches Feng Ximu knock one original heroine after another flying...
Dotting Father Zhan Huoxuan: ?
...Wait?
Is something wrong here?
Weren't you supposed to win women over? How did this turn into a full-blown domestic violence scene?!
After the little disciple grows up:
Zhan Huoxuan teaches Feng Ximu how to drink, and then...
Feng Ximu learns to pretend to be drunk and get handsy, then acts all innocent the next morning as if he remembers nothing.
Zhan Huoxuan is troubled by this. As a straight man, naturally, he wants to avoid such an awkward situation. But when he looks at Feng Ximu's innocent, harmless face, he can't bring himself to mention what happened the night before.
Until...
He catches Feng Ximu in his room...
Doing that... while calling for his master...
Wily, seductive straight-man uke X sweet, scheming younger seme
Arrogant, domineering, irresistible uke X seme who's a sweet-talking white lotus around the uke, but a vicious little devil to everyone else
The uke is a shameless schemer who often lays traps for people.
Mutual firsts + master and disciple, younger seme + equally matched leads, no angst! A sweet, indulgent, feel-good coming-of-age story!
The uke is the strongest of all, while the seme makes a stunning comeback and powers up at breakneck speed.
Lighthearted and funny. Come on in~
(★★★ Next novel:
This Eunuch Rules the Harem
(Sweet Romance + Satisfying Read + Equally Matched Leads + No Angst + Younger Seme + Mutual Firsts)
One day, a little eunuch puts on a terrifying ghost makeup look and goes to the tyrant, batting his eyes flirtatiously. "Your Majesty~ Does your humble servant look beautiful? You don't like women, so do you like me?"
"..." The tyrant glares furiously and draws his blade!
One night, the little eunuch climbs onto the dragon bed and strikes a coquettish pose. "Your Majesty~ Your humble servant is here to warm your bed~"
The tyrant loses it again. "Guards! Have him executed by a thousand cuts!"
On the very day he transmigrates as a fake eunuch, he's assigned to attend to the cold-hearted tyrant.
To survive and rise to the top, he's determined to cling to the tyrant's coattails!
He hears the tyrant isn't interested in women, which must mean he likes men!
As clever as he is, he begins his grand plan to seduce the tyrant!
The tyrant before and after falling in love:
Before:
The tyrant wants to tear that damned little eunuch limb from limb every day!
After:
The tyrant summons the little eunuch to his bed every night...
Sen Luo, with an aching waist and wobbly legs, bares his teeth: That wasn't even an option, okay?!
Before:
Tyrant: Don't touch me! If you don't want to die, get away from me! I'm not interested in men!
After:
At court, the ministers argue passionately while the tyrant quietly pulls the trembling little eunuch into his arms, peels a lychee, and feeds it to him. "It was my fault. I went too far last night."
"..." The ministers fall silent at once.
What a disaster!!
Flirtatious, scheming uke X seme who's celibate and heartless at first, then devoted
Alluring fake eunuch X cruel, cold-blooded tyrant)
Theme: Go against the current, strive forward, and change your life.
My Roommate, the Campus Belle, Is Too Hot
Hey, Kid, Don't Cross the Line
I, the Young Master, Got Played by My Canary...!
The Man I Fear Most Became My Tutor
I Like Your Brother, So Why Are You Crying?
After the Substitute Fell from Favor, He Panicked
I Wanted to Force His Hand, but He Pretended to Be Weak
This Evil Demon Tricked the Righteous Divine Emperor Into My Hands
My Bodyguard Sister Is Gorgeous and Badass
I Ran Away After Making the Big Shot Fall for Me!
They're Both Replacements, So Why Take It Seriously?
Venerable, Please Behave Yourself!
Zhan Huoxuan's words: How could you become so depraved? Reminds me of what Paul said in "How Steel Was Tempered": How could you become so sour (to Tonya)????
Oh, what a pity, there is no extra story.
I like it very much, I prefer this kind of full-text force worth the ceiling!
Dad, do you dare to release the rest?
The early scenes were really like the story about the male protagonist in Qidian. It made me feel at ease. He could report any grudges on the spot, slap him in the face every minute, and he wouldn't hide his strength. [Spreading Flowers] It's not like some cultivators who deliberately hide their strength and are ridiculed by other supporting characters overtly or covertly for more than ten or twenty chapters before showing their strength and hitting them in the face. It made me feel aggrieved. The biggest shortcoming of this article is the relationship between Gong and Shou, and the old-fashioned plot of arranging Gong to be intimate with other female partners to make Shou jealous. Although the female partner who relies on Gong is a phantom, it still makes me feel a little uncomfortable. Shou obviously likes Gong but doesn't say anything about it. She is jealous when she sees Gong and the female co-star together. It's hard to criticize... Every time I see this kind of plot, it really affects my perception of the whole book. 💔
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