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Deer is in trouble, a third-tier actor in the domestic entertainment industry, and a cheap bricklayer in the film and television industry. After working in the industry for five years, I experienced countless dramas that were both popular and unpopular, and after I found out the names of the characters who were released from the industry, I felt that I had developed a Buddhist-like cement-steel heart. I smiled at the disputes in the industry and focused on making money from filming. I worked from 5 to 9 every day, living a life of an entertainment industry worker who was so dull that even paparazzi marketing accounts would not bother to stay.
It wasn't until he took fake Amway and watched a series of edited videos on a certain Alphabet website that had been viewed over one million times that he realized that he was being manipulated? ! !
In a certain magical world of Lalang, he is still a cheap brick, but this time he is not building walls and laying foundations, but artificially building a magpie bridge for a pair of hot Lalang CPs. Sansheng Sansheng demolished them over and over again, with such ruthless methods and superb efficiency, it is simply unheard of and shocking! One person can hold up a FFF torch gasoline ball!
As for the two protagonists, one has become famous at a young age, has a double box office reputation in the film and television industry, is an even more popular drama, and is a cash cow and favorite of investors and directors.
One is a transformed top idol, who has a beautiful and smooth life, is good at singing and dancing, is escorted by the company's fans, and has the same financial flow.
These two magical men are a perfect match, and Yue Lao personally arranged the marriage! How could a third-tier actor get in his way! Not even the characters!
After learning from the painful experience of the deer crisis, I decided to uninstall a certain alphabet station!
Not long after, he received an invitation to play the second male lead in a major production by a famous director.
Lu Zhinan, who happily ran to the set while dragging his luggage, saw the two leading actors and his vision suddenly went dark. There were only four big blood-red words left in his mind - God is going to kill me!
Deer Difficulty: Thank you for the invitation. I am on the set. I have just entered the dressing room. I am also struggling to survive in the Lalang Shura field today:)
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small theater
After getting familiar with it, Lu Zhinan looked at the increasingly bizarre script, shook his head and sighed: "If there are three people together, there must be a tool."
Just walking, he seems to have taken a detour both in and out of the play?
The self-awareness of the two leading actors is much clearer.
Yi Gu: "He is a tool man."
Anpin: "I am a tool man."=M=
Lu Zhinan: "??? Then what am I?"
Yi Gu: "You are the moon hanging in the sky, and the stars falling in my heart."
Anpin: "... Oral area." Leave me alone, let me play alone for a while.
Ps:
1. All characters, edited videos, TV series, movies, scripts, and variety shows in the article have no prototypes.
2. Overhead, privately built like a mountain.
3. It's probably... People with weak ambitions, short-term ambitions, and false celestial energy are attacked by cold, naive, and really arrogant people_(:з)_
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In his previous life, Xie Chenyuan, a well-known scoundrel who deceived his master and destroyed his ancestors, betrayed his master and killed his way through the world of metaphysics, finally died. When he opened his eyes, he was reborn as a will-o'-the-wisp boy who should have drowned.
In his new life, the sect that had been bullied, destroyed, and harmed by him was not only in decline, but also became the most prosperous and orthodox metaphysics in the world.
Xie Chenyuan, however, had a life-and-death experience, and only inherited the three-no motorcycle illegally modified by the Will-O-Wisp boy, the magic stick grandfather who had energy coming in and out, and a panic-stricken green mushroom head.
The contrast is so tragic, as if there is really retribution in the dark.
Retribution? Xie Chenyuan, who was nailed to the Pillar of Shame for deceiving his master and destroying his ancestors and scolded for hundreds of years by Xuanmen descendants for three days and nine times for hundreds of years, refused to accept it and prepared to incarnate as retribution to make Xuanmen, who had been calm for a long time, feel the shock of being a traitor again - seeing his former master's sect prospering was more uncomfortable than letting him die!
However, before the retribution plan could be implemented, Xie Chenyuan was approached first. The person who came was as bright as a jade tree and as handsome as a bamboo, a pure and pure beauty. At first glance, it was obvious that she was not the same as him. She really opened her mouth and said: Our tomb has collapsed.
Damn it, Xuanmen used his corpse as a match for a ghost marriage? !
The visitor is not just talking nonsense, there are inscriptions to prove it - four hundred years ago, a dragon raged and floods flowed across the river. The people on both sides of the strait were displaced and in great distress. At that time, there were Taoist priests who made plans to pacify the dragon by hiring women to be their husbands and raising their children, taming their ferocious nature and controlling the evil dragon. As a result, floods have ceased and the local area has become peaceful.
Xie Chenyuan couldn't accept it: I am a married woman... Husband?
The visitor nodded: I am a dragon.
What a bad fate it is for a scum to be paired with an evil dragon... God help him!
Intention: Only by never forgetting your original intention can you achieve success.
Reader comments
It's too bad. I fell into a trap?
So cute, hahaha, the couple quarreled at the bedside and at the end of the bed, hahahahahahaha
Qi Yu? Qi Luo? Is the name wrong here?
The extra trick tricked me into tears, it made me cry so much
It's too bad. I fell into a trap?
So cute, hahaha, the couple quarreled at the bedside and at the end of the bed, hahahahahahaha
Qi Yu? Qi Luo? Is the name wrong here?
The extra trick tricked me into tears, it made me cry so much
Come on, good writing ^_^?