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Hongyao is a pottery figurine. There are 18,000 pottery figurines like him buried in the tomb of a famous dead tyrant + a faint king.
It's a pity that his colleagues had different fates. In the past, his colleagues in the tomb pit all lived in the museum's luxurious constant temperature and humidity display cabinets, but he was removed from the museum's promotion team by a blind tomb robber.
I was also forced to inherit a dilapidated and shaky incense shop that hadn't been opened for three years:)
In order to make ends meet, Hongyao can only carry fresh handmade incense candles to major cemeteries every day to carry out promotional activities.
A century-old starving ghost, a picky rich ghost, a picky eater (picky eyes): What kind of incense sticks do you have?
Red medicine: spicy, five-spice, sweet and sour, barbecue, hot pot, milk tea... Everything!
Ghosts (*Д*):! ! !
Hongyao: This incense and candle shop operates on a small scale and does not accept credit. Large-denomination notes from Tiandi Bank and Mingmin Bank can be exchanged for RMB at 100 times the exchange rate during the Qingming Festival of that year. Thank you for your patronage and welcome to come again next time!
All the ghosts (sucking): Buy, buy, buy!
This scented candle... Is so damn sweet!
As long as I persist, I will definitely be able to open up the local market for incense candles from both the human and ghost worlds! Hong Yao looked at the large amount of 100 million yuan in money in his hand and set his ambitions!
Then the next day I learned that their street was about to be demolished.
If there is demolition, what kind of bike do I need? Hong Yao immediately passively slowed down the work and waited for the demolition money to be received.
A handsome, dignified and fragile guy came to the door to seek survival: Don't worry, the demolition matter has been settled. No one will move on this street within twenty years, so you can open a store with confidence.
Red medicine:…
Did you know your face saved your life?
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Ps:
1. The dynasty is empty! Empty! Empty! The foolish king has no prototype, and all characters have no prototype!
2. The cookie cutter is not scary, but the author is timid.
3. 1V1, probably... The hard work of starting a business, the violent beauty, the hard work of survival, the gentle and weak attack
4. Private facilities like mountains
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Pre-receipt of new article "Hello, may I bury you in your grave"
In his previous life, Xie Chenyuan, a well-known scoundrel who deceived his master and destroyed his ancestors, betrayed his master and killed his way through the world of metaphysics, finally died. When he opened his eyes, he was reborn as a will-o'-the-wisp boy who should have drowned.
In his new life, the sect that had been bullied, destroyed, and harmed by him was not only in decline, but also became the most prosperous and orthodox metaphysics in the world.
Xie Chenyuan, however, had a life-and-death experience, and only inherited the three-no motorcycle illegally modified by the Will-O-Wisp boy, the magic stick grandfather who had energy coming in and out, and a panic-stricken green mushroom head.
The contrast is so tragic, as if there is really retribution in the dark.
Retribution? Xie Chenyuan, who was nailed to the Pillar of Shame for deceiving his master and destroying his ancestors and scolded for hundreds of years by Xuanmen descendants for three days and nine times for hundreds of years, refused to accept it and prepared to incarnate as retribution to make Xuanmen, who had been calm for a long time, feel the shock of being a traitor again - seeing his former master's sect prospering was more uncomfortable than letting him die!
However, before the retribution plan could be implemented, Xie Chenyuan was approached first. The person who came was as bright as a jade tree and as handsome as a bamboo, a pure and pure beauty. At first glance, it was obvious that she was not the same as him. She really opened her mouth and said: Our tomb has collapsed.
Damn it, Xuanmen used his corpse as a match for a ghost marriage? !
The visitor is not just talking nonsense, there are inscriptions to prove it - four hundred years ago, a dragon raged and floods flowed across the river. The people on both sides of the strait were displaced and in great distress. At that time, there were Taoist priests who made plans to pacify the dragon by hiring women to be their husbands and raising their children, taming their ferocious nature and controlling the evil dragon. As a result, floods have ceased and the local area has become peaceful.
Xie Chenyuan couldn't accept it: I am a married woman... Husband?
The visitor nodded: I am a dragon.
What a bad fate it is for a scum to be paired with an evil dragon... God help him!
Intention: Do good deeds without worrying about the future.