The Celestial Realm's Five-Star Hotel

Other people's life-jade slips open to reveal cultivation retreats.

She's got something else entirely: a precious plot of land irrigated with waters from the River of Forgetfulness and fed with thousand-year-old snow.

And what she harvests isn't immortal herbs and medicinal plants, but ingredients for food, bedding, tables, chairs, and stools.

Gu Linghuang thought she'd rise straight to the heavens and transmigrate directly into an immortal's life. Instead, she's deeply distressed.

This looks like a life spent stuck at the bottom.

Until she gradually hears about everyone's troubles:

The Kitchen God and the God of Food went on vacation in the mortal realm and haven't returned. The Queen of Heaven has no desserts, and now she feels sick just looking at flat peaches.

The nine-headed azure luan belonging to True Lord Changshu has been in a foul mood lately, shrieking every night. The True Lord hasn't had a good night's sleep in days.

The Dragon Kings of the Eastern and Western Seas want to discuss arrangements for the next Dragon Clan Championship, but neither will give way and visit the other's waters. The matter is at a stalemate.

Linghuang takes stock of the supplies in her warehouse, rubbing her hands together in excitement.

She studied hotel management. This is right up her alley!

A five-star hotel appears out of nowhere in the Celestial Realm, and its flyers even reach the hands of the various High Gods.

Peachwood from Lingshan, immortal jade from the vast sea, latex from ancient trees: there's a pillow for everyone.

Pet companionship services, parking garages for mounts, and personalized VIP services.

Sweet, sour, bitter, spicy, and salty; frying, deep-frying, boiling, cooking, and stewing: our round-the-clock room service starts your culinary journey.

Mountain-view and sea-view resorts, meeting rooms for business and brawling: the perfect combination of business and tourism.

As business grows, Linghuang starts thinking about security.

Just after the personnel department posts an opening for head of security, Feng Qing, the Celestial Realm's God of War, strides past everyone and takes the notice down.

He has guarded Lianquan for years and suffers from insomnia, vivid dreams, and a bad temper upon waking, all due to demonic energy.

The hotel's beds cure his insomnia, and the people at the hotel cure his dreams.

Feng Qing: Tell your boss I'm applying for the position of boss's husband.

A penniless little immortal obsessed with making money VS a God of War who takes on the whole world. I'll earn money to support the family, and you can beat up anyone who gets in the way of my making a living.

1. Make money and become a cultivation world's biggest spender.

2. The gods of the Celestial Realm are all adorable.

3. Even immortals have their everyday family troubles.

[PS: I'll come back to update after finishing the novel next door.]

New novel coming soon: I Have an Emperor Friend

Zheng Cunci: Believe me, I don't want to be a powerful minister. Is being a free-spirited scholar not carefree enough, or is being a hermit not free enough?

Xu Tingyi: Believe me, I don't want to be emperor. Is the mutton soup on Chang'an Street not delicious, or are the candied fruits in Xihe Lane not sweet enough?

The ministers: We'd have to be idiots to believe you!

In his previous life, Zheng Cunci was born into a poor family and studied hard. He hadn't been an official for many years when a plague took his life.

In this life, he was born into a top aristocratic family. He'd planned to live a more carefree life, but a prince with a thing for good looks dragged him into becoming his companion.

The late emperor passed away, and an imperial edict made his little companion emperor.

Watching a group of old political hands circle around the blank-slate emperor, Zheng Cunci sighed, rolled up his sleeves, and stepped in to save him.

Starting out as a seventh-rank close attendant to the emperor, he rises rapidly to become the Great Yu dynasty's chief minister, second only to the emperor and above all others. The Outcast.

He ends up leading a life of early mornings and late nights, working diligently for the empire.

He tackles people's livelihoods, agriculture, and the economy, developing basic infrastructure for everyone.

He takes on the elders, the aristocratic clans, and the poor scholars. He never hesitates to strike ruthlessly when needed.

He also has to manage his emperor friend's love life, find him a wife, and see him have children, who then have children of their own.

Zheng Cunci: Your Majesty! Even the cats you used to feed in the streets have all come to my manor!

The later history book, History of the Yu State: Duke Zheng Wenzheng, records: "From the age of a child with hanging locks to his twilight years, the sovereign and his minister never doubted each other."

Zheng Cunci: To put it plainly, I have an emperor friend who conned me into working for him my whole life.

1. The male lead is a ruthless politician, a master of putting on airs, and someone who always gets revenge.

2. This is a romance.

3. Half court politics, half everyday life.

4. Colloquial, silly style.

Theme: Treasure the fruits of your labor, work hard, and build wealth.